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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

    this is funny shit.
  • horsack
    Getting Somewhere
    • Feb 2005
    • 114

    #2
    Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

    haha

    now if only they could get vin diesel to read facts about vin diesel, life would be good
    brother man gonna break a window
    gonna steal a hubcap
    gonna smoke a joint
    brother man gonna go to jail
    the man who tried to steal america ... is not in jail
    we beg your pardon america

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    • speciale
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Dec 2005
      • 3728

      #3
      Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

      that was funny to see him read.

      Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries
      Originally posted by Miroslav
      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
      No Soup for You

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      • Duff McKagin
        Gold Gabber
        • Sep 2004
        • 690

        #4
        Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

        They wanted to chisle Chuck Norris's face onto Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasnt hard enough for his beard....haha
        Fly? Yes. Land? No!

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        • rainman
          Platinum Poster
          • Dec 2005
          • 1869

          #5
          Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

          That's some funny ass shit!!

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          • CND
            Addiction started
            • Jan 2006
            • 342

            #6
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            • gjg21
              Gold Gabber
              • Jul 2004
              • 725

              #7
              Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

              There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

              what a bad ass.

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438

                #8
                Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                Originally posted by horsack
                haha

                now if only they could get vin diesel to read facts about vin diesel, life would be good
                Vind Diesel can't read

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                • TomTom
                  Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                  • May 2002
                  • 16206

                  #9
                  Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                  saw this one today:

                  Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

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                  • pete86
                    Fresh Peossy
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 33

                    #10
                    Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                    gosh, chuck's everywhere, was funny, now is boring imho :]
                    cheers,
                    pete

                    SoulSeek nickname: pete[actv]

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                    • lancecashion
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • May 2005
                      • 139

                      #11
                      Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                      Originally posted by TomTom
                      saw this one today:

                      Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
                      LOL that shit is funny
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                      • shosh
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4668

                        #12
                        Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                        now there are over 400 chuck norris facts. [link]

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                        • speciale
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 3728

                          #13
                          Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                          Chuck Norris once ejaculated solid gold into a river in India, bringing profit to the local villagers and causing him to be worshiped as a God.
                          Originally posted by Miroslav
                          It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                          No Soup for You

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                          • ZendoBro
                            Mr. Roboto
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 864

                            #14
                            Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                            I was actually wondering if he ever read any of these.
                            I am no cyberwhore...
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