Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    #16
    Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

    I got bitten in the ass by a Schnauzer when I was delivering paper bags and candles for Christmas about 20 years ago.
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    • hambino21
      PFC Semen Ham
      • Jul 2004
      • 863

      #17
      Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

      Every morning when I go to work this chick's ankle biting mutt runs over to me like he's going to attack me and then she yells at him and apologizes. one day I'm going to be having a bad day and I'm going to stomp on that dogs head
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      • hulkhuss
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 3699

        #18
        Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

        i threw a snowball at my buddy's dog when i was a kick
        it charged me and bit the sleve of my jacket
        that dog never liked me after that, and vise versa
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        • ShawnD64
          Quickshot the Minute Man
          • Jan 2005
          • 1250

          #19
          Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

          me being a runner most my life is where i grew a hatred for dogs. ignorant owners piss me off the most. i love this, "oh he wont hurt you" try saying that to a skinny runner being chased by a massive dog barking at you, fukk that. i have had so many arguements with owners about leash laws. i always say if that dog comes near me again and you dont have a leash on him i will kick that fukkin dog in his fukkin face. this usually leads to them taking their dogs away from the park...
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          • asdf_admin
            i use to be important
            • Jun 2004
            • 12798

            #20
            Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

            yeah plenty. and they are always wasted in the bars. not even my ring stops them. drunk, wet, bitches.
            dead, yet alive.

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            • ZendoBro
              Mr. Roboto
              • Dec 2004
              • 864

              #21
              Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

              I used to live out in a more rural area hence people thought it was okay to let their mutts just run around... Well there was a Rottweiler that would always come after me when I went to a friend's house. I actually had to post myself behind a door once to avoid it. One time I got so upset with the damn thing that I booted it right to the head! It ran away after that. I then told my friend that when I come to visit that I'm going to bring my paintball gun next time and paint that dog like a house if the owner doesn't keep it locked up. Never saw the dog since... She insists that there wasn't a Rottweiler out there but I know their markings. I'm a dog lover all the way. I think cats are boring as hell, but I can't stand people who ignore or abuse their dogs. In my opinion people make bad dogs.
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              • MJ
                Here since 2002
                • Jun 2004
                • 6560

                #22
                Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                Originally posted by picklemonkey
                yeah, but i fucked her anyways.
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                • runningman
                  Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5995

                  #23
                  Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                  so i was banging this black girl when all of a sudden i felt this furry thing on my ass.. about 5 mins later I realized something was up when I told her to get off for a second my buddies cat was liking my ass.. weird..

                  that's the worst when sex has to stop because of a pet.

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                  • fumanchu182
                    Angantyr The Ruthless
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 962

                    #24
                    Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                    ^ Or roomates.

                    I remember when I was about 10 a husky bit my brother for pulling his ears. Another time I remember my cousin Monica getting dragged across a yard for pulling a pure blood shepards tail (this dog is the closest thing to a wolf you can have in captivity fooking vicious and huge).
                    The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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                    • Yao
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 8167

                      #25
                      Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                      Never got bitten, but my uncle (who lives on a farm) had this mean ass Rottweiler...it definitely did not like anyone other than the family that lived there, so I've run and jumped over their fence a few times when I entered their yard before realizing the mofo wasn't locked up.

                      The scariest thing ever though was when I was walking home on a pitch black rainy night, spooky atmosphere all around. I'm passing some bushes, hear some soft sounds coming out of it and suddenly this Dobermann stept out of the bushes right in front of me and just stands there staring at me. This dog had been on the loose a few times before, and it wasn't the friendly neighbourhood dog to give you an impression.
                      I could hear my heart pounding out loud and was basically accepting that i'd be fighting that sucker when it just started walking towards me, and then walked right past me, in fact, it fucking ignored me when doing that...it was the first fright that got me though: my hair was standing up straight in my neck man.
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                      • runningman
                        Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 5995

                        #26
                        Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                        I felt like i just read a short story from grade 10 class there Yao.. great description.

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