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  • anonin
    Juvenile Delinquent
    • Oct 2005
    • 2347

    Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

    I've been chased by a dog many times, the adrenaline rush is insane, its like your running for your life. This one time i was walking to steak n shake, and i took a short cut and this guy was playing fetch or something with his dog, i didnt think anything of it and just kept walking past them untill the dog started running after me, i was like "fuck!" and tried to outrun it, the dog almost caught up with me until i jumped on the hood then the roof of someones car, that set off an alarm and the dog ran away from that. After that i got the hell out of there (black dude by a car with an alarm going off, they wouldnt beleive a dog chased me if i told them )

  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #2
    Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

    yeah, but i fucked her anyways.

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    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      #3
      Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

      i got caught by a german shepard when i was about 13. i remember i had those old starter jackets, zip up, not the pullover, and he bit my arm but got all coat and wouldnt let go. i hit him in grill a few times until his owner got him off me. needless to say i was scared shitless.
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      • dante_k
        Addiction started
        • Aug 2005
        • 280

        #4
        Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

        I've been chased by several dogs in my day, being the avid cyclist and all. One time in particular though, I remember it was a german shepard mix of sorts. When on a bike you can always tell sometings up as soon as the dog hits the pavement. There is that destinctive sound the claws make. This one came at me faster than I could kick it into gear. Now, for those of you not familiar with the sport of cycling, the shoes are not your everyday tennis shoes. They are hard with a rigid sole. All I remember was me kicking it in the head and it squeeling then hitting the road hard! Now I love dogs but ,this one was out for blood, and I gave it to him! The thing didn't even move after that.

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        • tiddles
          Encryption, Jr.
          • Jun 2004
          • 6861

          #5
          Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

          dog bit my arm once when i was a kid. not too bad, didn't break the skin, but still scared the shit out of me.
          i have a friend who when he was a baby, had a dog jump up in his stroller and bit his face off. family got like $20,000 settlement

          the only good dog is a dead dog IMO

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          • AntonyM
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Oct 2004
            • 6415

            #6
            Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

            Use to have to pass this one house where
            the crank addict white trash family house their doberman
            A classic place with rusted stripped autos and boarded windows.
            A loosely closed gate was the only thing keeping the dog at bay
            so everytime I wanted to go to 7-11 I'd have to deal with Cujo
            causin a shit storm of sound but once and a while it would get loose
            and reek havoc in the neighborhood. While walking to 7-11 one time
            I noticed the gate was open and then you get that look when
            you lock on to something and think "Oh Shit"
            Here comes this dog who wants to eat something, preferable you.
            So I ran for the nearest fence which feels like slow motion
            as you jump it, flip over then tumble down the concrete enbankment of the sewer
            All wet, covered in slime giving the dog the finger as it growls behind the fence
            before running off into traffic or at someother unlucky person.
            Thankfully someone shot the fucker
            Gotta love the rural life.
            Originally posted by Shpira
            So came back last night...
            Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

            All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
            Originally posted by Illuminate
            Let me get this straight.

            So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

            1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
            2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
            3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
            4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

            Am I close here?

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

              once when i was 9 or so. these people across the street had two doberman pinchers (sp?)
              and they were pretty mean dogs. but i remember running across their lawn one day and the dog started chasing me, the lady was yelling "stand still, stand still!" but obviously at 9 years old you're thinking "stand still!" ??? um no, run! well that dog sure as fuck tackled me and bit me a few times. so what did i learn here.. the next time i was in this situation and the dog was chasing me i stood still, and the dog started licking me.

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              • anonin
                Juvenile Delinquent
                • Oct 2005
                • 2347

                #8
                Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                i HATE it when people say stand still!

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                • AntonyM
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 6415

                  #9
                  Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                  Standing Still = Dogfood
                  Originally posted by Shpira
                  So came back last night...
                  Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                  All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                  Originally posted by Illuminate
                  Let me get this straight.

                  So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                  1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                  2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                  3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                  4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                  Am I close here?

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                  • Balanc3
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1278

                    #10
                    Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                    I charged by a goat at the petting zoo, does that count?
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                    • runningman
                      Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5995

                      #11
                      Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                      oh ya by two dogs.. I was 11.. i hated dogs until I was 17.

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18917

                        #12
                        Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                        Originally posted by thesightless
                        i got caught by a german shepard when i was about 13. i remember i had those old starter jackets, zip up, not the pullover, and he bit my arm but got all coat and wouldnt let go. i hit him in grill a few times until his owner got him off me. needless to say i was scared shitless.
                        i had pretty much the same thing.

                        but it broke skin.

                        damn animals! nothing worse than a bitch that likes to lay rough!!

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                        • Funky Dredd
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • May 2005
                          • 3701

                          #13
                          Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                          I was attacked by a pit bull, he tore my leg up pretty bad! I was wearing shorts and he attacked me from behind. I had no idea until I woke up, when he got me he pulled me down and I hit my head and it knocked me out. Some guy got the dog off of me and got me bandaged up and took me home. If it wasn't for him, who knows what would have happened to me. Incidently, the dog's name was "chopper" and was put down after that. Apparently I wasn't the only one he attacked.
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                          • Garrick
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6764

                            #14
                            Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                            Originally posted by anonin
                            black dude by a car with an alarm going off, they wouldnt beleive a dog chased me if i told them

                            hahaha, i don't know why, but your whole story sounds ilke a great chapelle skit. lmao.


                            i was chased by a chow when i was 7 years old. one of the scariest moments of my life. i climbed up on the mailbox for one and a half hours while the fucking piece of shit just circled the mailbox growling. finally, my father came out with a pellet gun when he realized what happened and started pelting the dog and it took off. serves it right. i have hated chows ever since.
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                            • Bryanw24
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 841

                              #15
                              Re: Anyone ever been chased by a dog?

                              37 stitches when I was 3 years old from my grandmas dog. I stepped on his tail and he went fuckin crazy on me. My uncle had to hit the dog with a bat to get him off of me. After that I never had a problem with that dog or any other dog. When I was released for the hospital the same dog that attacked me showed more affection toward me than anyone else. He would follow me everywhere I went, almost like he was protecting me. We had a Farm as a weekend house when I was younger and if I left the house at 5am to go ride me four wheelers or whatever I was doing he was right there and never left my side until I was in the house.

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