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For those not farmiliar with Vice Magazine, I had to share a highlight from this month's DOs and DON'Ts. I highly recommend giving this section a browse once a month, it's hot shit! 
Pakistani teens are in a shitty spot. The girls get butryic acid thrown in their faces if they marry a white guy and if the dudes even think about non-Muslim tits they get their dicks stoned to death. That's why infidels like you need to go over to your local 7-11 right now and give this poor bastard a real eyeful. All his dad can do is scream, "This is not the party place for all your painting red of the town! Get down from there, you nat na fucking portnahey!" (If you want to piss him off even more tell him his uncle is a donkey. Pakis hate that.)
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Pakistani teens are in a shitty spot. The girls get butryic acid thrown in their faces if they marry a white guy and if the dudes even think about non-Muslim tits they get their dicks stoned to death. That's why infidels like you need to go over to your local 7-11 right now and give this poor bastard a real eyeful. All his dad can do is scream, "This is not the party place for all your painting red of the town! Get down from there, you nat na fucking portnahey!" (If you want to piss him off even more tell him his uncle is a donkey. Pakis hate that.)
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that caption's great!! On a side note: ummm I'm concerned for Pataky's health, he's starting to make sense in his posts. You alright there buddy?
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