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  • anonin
    Juvenile Delinquent
    • Oct 2005
    • 2347

    whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

    im curious to know...

    a few summers ago i was a camp counselor at this summer camp and there was this guy that was the counselor in the cabin next to me, he brought his new imac he just brought up there, one time i went over to ask him if i can check my email and i walked in on this guy wacking off to anime he was realllll embarrased it seemed like and ACTUALLY tried to play it off (despite having the lotion out and in full effect) it went something like this...

    me: opens the door
    him: (with the porno anime playing in the background) "oh shit!"
    me: "hahahahahahahahaha"
    me: walks out



    it was a bit awkward seeing him around after that.

  • mmglobal
    Gold Gabber
    • Sep 2004
    • 536

    #2
    Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

    I was staying with a friend of mine who said I could use his computer while he was at work...
    well, I went on to check my email, woke up the computer and there were naked pics of him up on the screen from manhunt.com. He was chatting with someone and it said "I would have you over here, but I've got a friend staying with me, so I'll be at your place in 15 minutes." When he came back2 hours later, I asked how his errands went. He said he went to the grocery store. But he didn't come back with groceries.
    Never needed to see my good friend in the buck...
    Peace.

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    • asdf_admin
      i use to be important
      • Jun 2004
      • 12798

      #3
      Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

      dog shit with an end of a blunt in it. i was crying.
      dead, yet alive.

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438

        #4
        Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

        Broken glass... hurted like a mofo

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        • geoffgulley
          Platinum Poster
          • Apr 2005
          • 2002

          #5
          Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

          worst thing is my grandmother giving my grandfather (who were like 50 something at the time) a blow job in the basement when I was 7 or 8. I had no idea what the hell was going on but i do remember my grandfathers pants around his ankles and grandmother saying she was doing some "medizinischer" (medical) thing for "mein grobvater"... apparently when i went home i told my parents the story and my sister, who was old enough to know what was going on, knew right away... i honestly barely remember any of it but my sister thinks it's one of the funniest stories to this day.
          "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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          • asdf_admin
            i use to be important
            • Jun 2004
            • 12798

            #6
            Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

            Geoff. I am sorry.
            dead, yet alive.

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            • fumanchu182
              Angantyr The Ruthless
              • Jun 2004
              • 962

              #7
              Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

              My little brother wanking it, I told him to use the fucking bathroom, we have pets in the house.
              The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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              • geoffgulley
                Platinum Poster
                • Apr 2005
                • 2002

                #8
                Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

                Originally posted by asdf_admin
                Geoff. I am sorry.
                dom..... i still have visions of grandad's hairy "wienerschnitzel"... therapy has not helped.
                "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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                • KinKyJ
                  Platinum Poser
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13438

                  #9
                  Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

                  Originally posted by geoffgulley
                  worst thing is my grandmother giving my grandfather (who were like 50 something at the time) a blow job in the basement when I was 7 or 8. I had no idea what the hell was going on but i do remember my grandfathers pants around his ankles and grandmother saying she was doing some "medizinischer" (medical) thing for "mein grobvater"... apparently when i went home i told my parents the story and my sister, who was old enough to know what was going on, knew right away... i honestly barely remember any of it but my sister thinks it's one of the funniest stories to this day.
                  ROFLMAO!!!

                  That's what I say to my gf too:
                  - Honey, swallow you medicine, it's good for your teeth
                  - Why?
                  - Cuz if you don't I'm gonna knock them out

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                  • anonin
                    Juvenile Delinquent
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2347

                    #10
                    Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

                    Originally posted by geoffgulley
                    worst thing is my grandmother giving my grandfather (who were like 50 something at the time) a blow job in the basement when I was 7 or 8.
                    we have a winner!

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                    • miketpoto
                      Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 4223

                      #11
                      Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

                      Originally posted by mmglobal
                      I was staying with a friend of mine who said I could use his computer while he was at work...
                      well, I went on to check my email, woke up the computer and there were naked pics of him up on the screen from manhunt.com. He was chatting with someone and it said "I would have you over here, but I've got a friend staying with me, so I'll be at your place in 15 minutes." When he came back2 hours later, I asked how his errands went. He said he went to the grocery store. But he didn't come back with groceries.
                      Never needed to see my good friend in the buck...
                      Sorry about that whole fiasco... I have a password on my computer now...

                      and sadly, it's manhunt.net not com, sad because I know this....

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                      • mmglobal
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 536

                        #12
                        Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

                        ^^all's forgiven, but not forgotten...
                        Peace.

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                        • miketpoto
                          Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 4223

                          #13
                          Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

                          LOL.... as if!

                          That couldn't have been me... Nobody would believe me going grocery shopping.

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                          • tsesan
                            Getting Somewhere
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 139

                            #14
                            Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

                            How about being walked in on? My mom walked in while I was getting it on with my girl. It looked a lot worse because we were both butt naked in the open, and I was handcuffing her to the bed. That was one of the most embarassing moment of my life.

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                            • picklemonkey
                              Double hoodie beer monster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15373

                              #15
                              Re: whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?

                              I've never walked in on anything bad, but this one time at summer camp some fucker walked in on me while I was watching anime

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