secrets from inside the white house...

[anonin]

this thread is like internet gold.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1845896&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

[Troklo]

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Holy shit there are some serious accusations on there!!!

[Kamal]

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wtf....

Dick Cheney has chronic gum problems and his breath smells like shit as a result. He is also a CLOSE TALKER. He keeps a small bottle of diluted hydrogen peroxide which he rinses with every hour on the hour, and he swallows it instead of spitting. He also picks his nose vigorously (violently) and hums loudly and tunelessly to himself while taking shits.

[Kamal]

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and this just blows me away

Homeland security buys in bulk and at great premium millions of dollars of useless personal appliances from China, such as rice cookers, nose hair trimmers, massage wands, and heating pads, boxes them up, and buries them in railroad shipping containers in the Arizona desert for no reason whatsoever other than to spend its budget and prevent sub-agencies from getting the funds. I suspect that the money goes to a middleman in order to secretly siphon funds into foreign organizations which we can't support over the table, but this is just me trying to find a justification for this massive and intentional government waste.

[DJJEFFJONES]

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Wow, I wear iced underwear with no medical condition.

[Kamal]

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rofl

Rumsfeld lets out really disgusting, wet farts, and then unbelievably denies the act.

[DJJEFFJONES]

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LMAO! I missed that one the 1st time through!

[peloquin]

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amusing stuff... read the first two pages

[speciale]

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rofl
rofl

Rumsfeld lets out really disgusting, wet farts, and then unbelievably denies the act.

maybe that where the WMD's are, up his rectum

[anonin]

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that thread is full of great quotes

Democracy as a government relies upon the ability of factions to compromise on divisive issues through rational debate instead of violence. The current political power brokers have figured out how to short circuit this process by focusing national attention on issues which are based on differences of non-negotiable, irrational moral sentiment, and are thus not subject to resolution through rational reconciliation. They've broken democracy.

[speciale]

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Donald Rumsfeld needs to wear iced underwear because of some medical condition, and he has his secret service detail hold his spares. He was recently getting uncontrollable long-term erections and had to change up his medical treatments. The underwear and the erections is why he uses a standing desk, not because he is some super-man. He also wears nylon stockings, not because he's gay, but to control some vascular problem with his legs which causes him intense pain.

[santo26]

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JoJo something bad is going out, jajaj,

[jeffrey collins]

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check this out, the selling of a missle silo in Washington State! 110,000$$$

[jeffrey collins]

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can you imagine the parties you could have in this???

[jeffrey collins]

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