Dumbest phone call ever.

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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    Dumbest phone call ever.

    Me- ""hello""
    mrs. X- ""hi sean, listen i just got a copy of my taxes and i noticed Ron's name was listed first.
    Me- ""yes, we use the husband's name for file coding, so we naturally put him first.""
    Mrs X-'' but ron is retired and only collects his pension and i am still working so i would prefer to be listed first on the tax return since i do all the bills and manage the money""
    me--""................................................ ........"
    Me-""................................................ ............""
    Me- ""................................................ .............""
    Mrs X- " Hello?""
    Me- "" Yeah , im here, are you serious?? we are gonna have to refile, and you owe money so you are gonna get charged interest and penalties on the balance""
    Mrs X--- ""well, i dont think that is fair, your firm should pay for that.""
    Me- "" oh no, it doesnt matter what name is first, just as long long as they are both there and the social security numbers are there""
    Mrs X--"" well, umm, I really want it fixed for my peace of mind, ill pay whatever i have to""
    Me--""fine, come wednesday afternoon ""/


    this idiot is gonna pay about 200 dollars just to have her name a quarter of an inch higher on the paper
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: Dumbest phone call ever.

    The customer is always right Sean, especially when they've got money with your name on in their wallet/purse...

    A few weeks ago, I wrote a series of procedures and instructions for a company that was going to lose its ISO9001 (quality norm) certificate because of their buggy quality management system. When the job was done, they hired me for another week at full day price because the general manager's secretary was sick. and the guy didn't know how to print documents, send mails and push the green button on the copier. How sick is that??? Ah well, like I said: customer is king

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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15373

      #3
      Re: Dumbest phone call ever.

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      • FM
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        • Jun 2004
        • 5361

        #4
        Re: Dumbest phone call ever.

        people's "peace of mind" sometimes are in the wrong piece...dumbass
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        • thesightless
          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
          • Jun 2004
          • 13567

          #5
          Re: Dumbest phone call ever.

          i feel bad for her husband. his testicles must be in a safety deposit box in bermuda.
          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
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          • geoffgulley
            Platinum Poster
            • Apr 2005
            • 2002

            #6
            Re: Dumbest phone call ever.

            ... WTF? "Peace of mind"?.... Lady, this is for you:
            "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #7
              Re: Dumbest phone call ever.

              Originally posted by thesightless
              i feel bad for her husband. his testicles must be in a safety deposit box in bermuda.
              Are you sure she wasn't wearing them?

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