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  • peloquin
    Till I Come!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8643

    Portland guy gets nailed...

    PORTLAND, Ore. - An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say.

    Surgeons removed the nails with needle-nosed pliers and a drill, and the man survived with no serious lasting effects, according to a report on the medical oddity in the current issue of the Journal of Neurosurgery.

    The unidentified 33-year-old man was suicidal and high on methamphetamine last year when he fired the nails into his head one by one.

    The nails were not visible when doctors first examined the man in the emergency room of an unidentified Oregon hospital a day later. Doctors were surprised when X-rays revealed six nails clustered between his right eye and ear, two below his right ear and four on the left side of his head.

    No one before is known to have survived after intentionally firing so many foreign objects into the head, according to the report, written by Dr. G. Alexander West, the neurosurgeon who oversaw the treatment of the patient.

    The man at first told doctors he had had a nail gun accident, but later admitted it was a suicide attempt.

    The nails came close to major blood vessels and the brain stem but did not pierce them. The patient was in remarkably good condition when he was transferred to Oregon Health & Science University in Portland, where the nails were removed.

    The patient was later transferred to psychiatric care and stayed under court order for nearly a month before leaving against doctors' orders.
  • hansh20
    Gold Gabber
    • Jul 2004
    • 540

    #2
    Re: Portland guy gets nailed...

    f+ck didnt he find a more painfull way to kill himself??? a nailgun???, what was he thinking anyway.
    " When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. "

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    • Corven
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 4080

      #3
      Re: Portland guy gets nailed...

      Originally posted by hansh20
      what was he thinking anyway.
      probably he was thinking of wanting a painful death
      I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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      • day_for_night
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 4127

        #4
        Re: Portland guy gets nailed...

        welcome to meth.

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: Portland guy gets nailed...

          Are you doing better now pelo?

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          • speciale
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Dec 2005
            • 3728

            #6
            Re: Portland guy gets nailed...

            The unidentified 33-year-old man was suicidal and high on methamphetamine last year when he fired the nails into his head one by one.
            I guess suicidal and meth explain it all
            Originally posted by Miroslav
            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
            No Soup for You

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            • picklemonkey
              Double hoodie beer monster
              • Jun 2004
              • 15373

              #7
              Re: Portland guy gets nailed...

              he should've bought a semi-automatic nailgjun

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              • Caley Martin
                MCast Resident DJ
                • Oct 2004
                • 2636

                #8
                Re: Portland guy gets nailed...

                are those street legal?
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                • FM
                  Wooooooo!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5361

                  #9
                  Re: Portland guy gets nailed...

                  on the black market sure
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