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  • buckman
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2069

    haha

    : On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says *Janie why didnt you raise your hand?*

    *Because Im not a Yankees fan* she replied.

    The teacher still shocked, asked *Well, if your not a Yankees fan then who are you a fan of?*
    *Im a Red Sox fan and proud of it* Janie replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears.

    *Janie why are you a Red Sox fan?*

    *Cuz my mom and dad are both sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!*

    *Well* said the teacher in an annoyed tone *that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You dont have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron what would you be then?*

    *Then* Janie smiled *Id be a Yankees fan*
    " Darkness Imprisioning Me
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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #2
    Re: haha

    cute

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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773

      #3
      Re: haha

      obsessed imo

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      • picklemonkey
        Double hoodie beer monster
        • Jun 2004
        • 15373

        #4
        Re: haha

        yes. i like dick sunday to saturday

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        • ubiqe
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1731

          #5
          Re: haha

          where do you get all these avatars from, adam?

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          • geoffgulley
            Platinum Poster
            • Apr 2005
            • 2002

            #6
            Re: haha

            ^^ me thinks he's got an in with Andrew Bell......(the artist) http://www.creaturesinmyhead.com/
            "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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            • DancingQueen
              AVB FanClub | President
              • Oct 2005
              • 4061

              #7
              Re: haha

              lol that was cute
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              • LV-8
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1167

                #8
                Re: haha

                Originally posted by Jibgolly
                obsessed imo
                I second that.

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #9
                  Re: haha

                  Originally posted by ubiqe
                  where do you get all these avatars from, adam?
                  I'm shamelessly stealing them from a website

                  I'm obsessed with them. they're fcking awesome.

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                  • tsesan
                    Getting Somewhere
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 139

                    #10
                    Re: haha

                    Good laugh! Got any more?

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