How a red neck gets a truck

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  • Balanc3
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1278

    How a red neck gets a truck

    One day, Clem was walking down Main Street when he
    saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
    pulled up to him with a wide grin.

    "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"

    "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

    "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya,
    but a new truck?"

    "Well, Clem, let me tell you what happened.
    We were driving out on County Road 6,
    in the middle of nowhere.
    Bobby Sue pulled off the road,
    put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
    She parked the truck, got out,
    threw off all her clothes and said,

    'Bubba, take whatever you want'.

    So I took the truck!"

    "Bubba, you're a smart man!.
    Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
    JourneyDeep .into the sound
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: How a red neck gets a truck

    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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    my dick is its own superhero.

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    • palmer
      Retired or Simply Important
      • Jun 2004
      • 5383

      #3
      Re: How a red neck gets a truck

      har har
      todayistomorrow
      art direction | design | animation

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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11411

        #4
        Re: How a red neck gets a truck

        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • Balanc3
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1278

          #5
          Re: How a red neck gets a truck

          not dirty enuff?

          well some of you's like them thick. personally, I'd take the truck.
          JourneyDeep .into the sound

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