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i have been sharing this story with almost everyone ive see. First off as an oakland a's fan i can tell all of you that i dont like the san francisco giants and i especially dont like barry bonds. but anyways, yesterday my buddy had some free tickets to the giants dbacks games so a few of us went and got compelety shit face at the game. the game sucked accept the triple that former a's eric byrnes hit late in the game of course.
so after the game we take our time to get back to the car still drunk as fuck and burnt to a crisp from siting in the sun for 3 hours and off to a bbq in the marina. we are driving back from the game we see some deutch in a silver hummer all tinted and all chromed out. (i think most of us on this board can agree that most people who drive hummers are really really lame.) So the bright people we are, we speed up next to him in our explorer squeezed him in his lane and drunkinly cut him off. at the next light the hummer pulls up next to us my buddy spits his dip on to hummers tires and the tinned window rolled down. a high pitched voice slowly and stearnly says "do you have a problem or something?" And of course its none other then barry bonds staring at us with his little blue tooth head set sticking out of his fat head. its was quite the surreal moment. none of use could say anything, we had know idea what to say, what could you say, its that one guy that just passed babe ruth in the all time rbi list about an hour before.
but the best part of the whole exprience was what my buddy, the big giants fan who was driving the car said back to barry. all that came out of his mouth and any of our mouths for that matter was " I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU?!!!!"
it was by far the funnest thing that i have experinced in quite a long time.
barrryyyyyy, iii ddiidddnntt know iittt was youuuuu!!!
so after the game we take our time to get back to the car still drunk as fuck and burnt to a crisp from siting in the sun for 3 hours and off to a bbq in the marina. we are driving back from the game we see some deutch in a silver hummer all tinted and all chromed out. (i think most of us on this board can agree that most people who drive hummers are really really lame.) So the bright people we are, we speed up next to him in our explorer squeezed him in his lane and drunkinly cut him off. at the next light the hummer pulls up next to us my buddy spits his dip on to hummers tires and the tinned window rolled down. a high pitched voice slowly and stearnly says "do you have a problem or something?" And of course its none other then barry bonds staring at us with his little blue tooth head set sticking out of his fat head. its was quite the surreal moment. none of use could say anything, we had know idea what to say, what could you say, its that one guy that just passed babe ruth in the all time rbi list about an hour before.
but the best part of the whole exprience was what my buddy, the big giants fan who was driving the car said back to barry. all that came out of his mouth and any of our mouths for that matter was " I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU?!!!!"
it was by far the funnest thing that i have experinced in quite a long time.
barrryyyyyy, iii ddiidddnntt know iittt was youuuuu!!!
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