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Re: nigga know technology...
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Re: nigga know technology...
nigga pleaseNo Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavComment
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Re: nigga know technology...
Now this is the straight shit
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Fuck Google, use BLACKFIND
After bringing all this technology up to the forefront of the movement, its only natural that a nigga gotta get paid. We all conglomerated and decided that Google Adsense would keep us papered for days. However, Google got a motherfucking agenda. Check this motherfucking email I got last night when I was sleep:
Hello Edward Williams,
Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. After reviewing your application, our specialists have found that it does not meet our program criteria. Therefore, we are unable to accept you into our program.
We have certain policies in place that we believe will help ensure the effectiveness of Google ads for our publishers as well as for our advertisers. We review all publishers, and we reserve the right to decline any application. As we grow, we may find that we are able to expand our program to more web publishers with a wider variety of web content.
Please note that we may not be able to respond to inquiries regarding the specific reasons for our decision. Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely,
The Google AdSense Team
Notice I put some parts of this email on blast by dunking on the bold key. I'm gonna break down the hidden meaning behind they sneaky white legalese.
What they tapped out:
After reviewing your application, our specialists have found that it does not meet our program criteria.
What they sneaky asses meant:
Google ain't got no love or motherfucking money for no tech savvy ass blog writing niggas.
Sneaky White Bullshit:
We have certain policies in place...
What it actually mean:
We can't outlaw your right to vote, but we can keep you motherfuckers from earning cheese on this motherfucking blog game.
Shit stain legalese:
...we reserve the right to decline any application
Hidden agenda:
...we got special rules about your online field hollering black blogs
Another White Excuse:
...we may not be able to respond to inquiries regarding the specific reasons for our decision
What they really saying:
We ain't home, and don't leave a message, you black ass motherfucker.Originally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
Originally posted by IlluminateComment
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Re: nigga know technology...
Don't try and play me out
Originally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soonOriginally posted by IlluminateComment
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Re: nigga know technology...
roflOriginally posted by anonin
No Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavComment
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Re: nigga know technology...
Cause real niggas
do real things
Originally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soonOriginally posted by IlluminateComment
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Re: nigga know technology...
You f'n with the best
Originally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soonOriginally posted by IlluminateComment
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Re: nigga know technology...
I see a thread full of white niggaz
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Re: nigga know technology...
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Black and Bluetooth
I was planning on dropping articles about my favorite shit, bluetooth headsets, but when I was done writing that shit I was running up on some problems. Since this site is like motherfucking FUBU on the technological front, I needed some pictures of some bluetooth headsets being worn by our people. Apparently, white motherfuckers think that they gonna sell more bluetooths if they show the motherfuckers being used by anyone but black people. You can't find a picture of a nigga with some bluetooths. All day Google giving you nothing but sleepyheaded motherfuckers (shouts to my nigga Bokeem Woodbine), white motherfuckers, and motherfuckers that are black if they happen to move to Vermont or some other place where the brownest thing they ever seen was maple syrup on pancakes.
Here's a sampling of the pictures thrown up from Google:
WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS
This is how they want they products sold. Shown on white people, sold to other white motherfuckers. Take a look at the images of my disgust:
WHITE TRICKERY
Once white owned companies realize that they need to move product out side of the suburbans, they try to get blacker and blacker - but they still refusing to get black with technology.
THE ONLY PICTURE OF A BLACK MAN WITH A HEADSET
They think this is the only way a black man is gonna use a cellphone hands free. A motherfucking rubber band around you head. That's what the fuck the white man wants in your mind. Nigga bluetooth. Boycott bluetooth headsets.No Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavComment
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