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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373
    #1

    urinal etiquette

    discuss
    30
    piss in the water = make lots of obnoxious noise, smell nothing
    50.00%
    15
    piss on the porcelain = make no noise, get huge whiffs of urine
    50.00%
    15
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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773
      #2
      Re: urinal etiquette

      spam

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        • Hg_addict
          Addiction started
          • Dec 2005
          • 307
          #3
          Re: urinal etiquette

          What the hell... do both!!! That way everone is happy!!

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            • AntonyM
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Oct 2004
              • 6415
              #4
              Re: urinal etiquette

              I usually opted for the sink
              or the drainage hole located near
              someone wearing light colored pants
              Originally posted by Shpira
              So came back last night...
              Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

              All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
              Originally posted by Illuminate
              Let me get this straight.

              So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

              1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
              2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
              3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
              4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

              Am I close here?

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                • miketpoto
                  Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 4223
                  #5
                  Re: urinal etiquette

                  I had a t-shirt in college that had a cartoon of a guy eating a urinal cake while reading a sign on the wall that said, "Please do not eat the Large White Mints"

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                    • palmer
                      Retired or Simply Important
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5383
                      #6
                      Re: urinal etiquette

                      I piss in the water. I feel like that is the minority.
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                        • sakio pod
                          SALAD TOSSER
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6034
                          #7
                          Re: urinal etiquette

                          i perfer pissing outside

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18917
                              #8
                              Re: urinal etiquette

                              a bit of both, but mainly water.

                              whats with the odd poll???

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                                • speciale
                                  Are you Kidding me??
                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 3728
                                  #9
                                  Re: urinal etiquette

                                  whats a urinal?




























                                  Its a bit of both. Also, how drunk are you when pissing. Makes a difference IMO
                                  Originally posted by Miroslav
                                  It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                                  No Soup for You

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                                    • unkownartist
                                      Banned
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 4146
                                      #10
                                      Re: urinal etiquette

                                      i piss on the bowl....i guess it due to paranoi of becoming like my dad who usually wakes up around 4 AM in the morning and has a piss that resembles the noise of a rhino pissing and during/right after it always lets out the loudest of farts...like fucking clockwork

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                                        • maddlingo
                                          Platinum Poster
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 1035
                                          #11
                                          Re: urinal etiquette

                                          www.mercurypissingintheurinal.com imo
                                          "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                                            • Huggie Smiles
                                              Anyone have Styx livesets?
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 11836
                                              #12
                                              Re: urinal etiquette

                                              piss in the sink
                                              ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                                                • EvenSteven
                                                  Getting Somewhere
                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 104
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: urinal etiquette

                                                  my johnson is already snaked half way down the toilet as it is, so i need a "pissing underwater" option.

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                                                    • nbpgt
                                                      Platinum Poster
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 1044
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: urinal etiquette

                                                      round & round or back & forth. i never really thought about recalling the habits.

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                                                        • toasty
                                                          Sir Toastiness
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 6585
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: urinal etiquette

                                                          depends on the urinal. I piss wherever is least likely to result in urine splashing back at me, which is usually the water.

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