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urinal etiquette
30piss in the water = make lots of obnoxious noise, smell nothing50.00%15piss on the porcelain = make no noise, get huge whiffs of urine50.00%15Tags: None -
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I usually opted for the sink
or the drainage hole located near
someone wearing light colored pantsOriginally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soonOriginally posted by IlluminateLet me get this straight.
So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:
1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...
Am I close here?Comment
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I piss in the water. I feel like that is the minority.Comment
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whats a urinal?
Its a bit of both. Also, how drunk are you when pissing. Makes a difference IMOOriginally posted by MiroslavIt's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .Comment
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i piss on the bowl....i guess it due to paranoi of becoming like my dad who usually wakes up around 4 AM in the morning and has a piss that resembles the noise of a rhino pissing and during/right after it always lets out the loudest of farts...like fucking clockworkComment
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"Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --Comment
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piss in the sink....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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my johnson is already snaked half way down the toilet as it is, so i need a "pissing underwater" option.Comment
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