Sox Vs. Yanks Round 2

**buckman** · May 11, 2006, 01:03:07 PM

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yeah so much for that

**thesightless** · May 11, 2006, 01:45:23 PM

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massholes.

seriously, it has come to the point where the NY mob is thinking of doing soething to ortiz. the fucking guy walks onto the feild, see the yanks jersey and says ""wonder twins power activate"" with manny and ortiz never fails at putting one in the upper deck. puljos and arod are the only two hitters people fear more.......

SOMONE THROW AT HIM> knock him down, dust him off just get that ape off the plate and stop being a pussy.

but in the end we won, hopefully that homer loosens up arod so he can start hitting shit when it matter instead of hitting 3 homers in a blowout.

**Jenks** · May 11, 2006, 01:52:53 PM

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Ortiz is not human.

**thesightless** · May 11, 2006, 01:57:12 PM

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he is the missing link. look at him, he resembles the lower primates more tha humans. like i said i think he starred as AMY in the congo. i was watching king kong and it took me awhile to realize that it wasnt him on top of the empire state building.

**Jenks** · May 11, 2006, 02:03:25 PM

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Any way you slice it, he murders yanks.

**thesightless** · May 11, 2006, 02:30:01 PM

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he murders everyone. the most damgerous clutch hitter around. more clutch than puljos... not all year, but in the clutch ill take ortiz over anyone... he isnt at jeters level of being clutch yet, but holy shit he is about to be.

**Bryanw24** · May 11, 2006, 02:50:51 PM

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Yea Ortiz is one of the top 3 clutch hitters in the game but Puljos is pretty damn close

**buckman** · May 11, 2006, 03:05:29 PM

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a pitcher throws at him.he'll just dust it off like it was a bug bite.

**thesightless** · May 11, 2006, 03:16:50 PM

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actually he wont. he was on video yesterday on YES coverage chewing out a NY reporter who called for johnson to bean him saying "" we dont play like that people get hurt"" it went on for a good few minutes on how pitching inside is wrong.

**Jenks** · May 12, 2006, 12:04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Bryanw24

Yea Ortiz is one of the top 3 clutch hitters in the game but Puljos is pretty damn close

Yep- remember last year? Game 6, NLCS, 2 outs, bottom of the 9th, Stros heading to the world series...and pujols comes up to bat against one of the most dominant closers in the game...

OOOOH SNAP!!!!

Yeah, we still lost game 7, and the Stros went to the series anyway, but that was clutch if i've ever seen it.

Ortiz, in the clutch department, is #1. Simply because it seems he's the only one that does it every time, day in day out. He comes to the plate in a tight game, and you just know you're fucked. Plus, ESPN has a hardon for the sox and yanks, and that's all you hear about, Ortiz, Ortiz, Ortiz...remove his lumber from your mouth Peter Gammons.

**thesightless** · May 12, 2006, 12:34:34 PM

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gammons wishes he was a woman so he could take it up the ass from theo epstein, teddy ballagme, manny and ortiz.

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