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  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3728

    Thursday's Joke

    a bit racey but pretty funny


    A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale
    hits Mexico Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.

    The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know
    where to start with asking for help to rebuild.
    The rest of the world is in shock.

    Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
    Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
    Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
    The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

    The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million
    replacement Mexicans.
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
    No Soup for You
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: Thursday's Joke

    hahaha and suddenly the NY, AZ and Cali state budgets are balanced
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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    • tiddles
      Encryption, Jr.
      • Jun 2004
      • 6861

      #3
      Re: Thursday's Joke

      we can only hope...

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      • picklemonkey
        Double hoodie beer monster
        • Jun 2004
        • 15373

        #4
        Re: Thursday's Joke

        Originally posted by speciale
        The rest of the world is in shock.
        yeah, and sightless isn't a pussy

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        • MJDub
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 2765

          #5
          Re: Thursday's Joke

          ^^^ Haha.


          Speaking of funnies, I think one of Bill Maher's "New Rules" is worth a chuckle:

          New Rule: If turning on my cell phone can bring down your commercial airliner, build a better plane.
          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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