Your best or Worst pick up line

[hear_my_name]

he says = "how much does a polar bear weigh?"
i say = "i dont know"
he says = "enough to break the ice.. hi im.. (insert idiots name here)"

comon guys im sure u could come up with better lines then that!!!

ive got more stupid lines that ive heard over the years.. but that one.. i dont know.. might beat them all...

someone please restore my faith in guys... i need to hear some great pick up lines!!

[Trancelucent One]

"The word of the day is legs...lets go back to your place and spread the word"
or
"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

No one's ever used those on me and they wouldn't work either.

[peloquin]

"The word of the day is legs...lets go back to your place and spread the word"

[buckman]

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

"do you believe in love at first site or should i walk by again"

"are you from memphis cause your the only 10 i see"

"if i could re-arrange the alphabet id put you and i togther"

"Your legs must be tired" why "cause youve been running through my mind all night"

"your dad must be a thef" why "cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

[Jenks]

"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. SO...for the kid's sake, let's just dance and when we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."

[Morgan]

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

Get your coat love, you?ve pulled.

Heres 20 pence call you mum and tell her you won?t be home tonight.

Are you tired? cos you?ve been running through my mind all day.

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

[asdf_admin]

hey you want a pizza and a fuck?

what ... you do not like pizza?

[picklemonkey]

"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. SO...for the kid's sake, let's just dance and when we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."

:ROFLMAO: man, this is the best pickup line i've ever heard. I'm going to memorize it and recite it word for word to every girl I meet, even new coworkers that are 30 years older than I am.

[superdave]

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

some of my favorites were from the movie Night at the Roxbury with Will Ferrell. here's a few that come to mind.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

grab a girls shirt and look for the tag and say " just as i thought, made in heaven"

how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized.

[Trancelucent One]

"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. SO...for the kid's sake, let's just dance and when we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."

Now that's a pickup line!!

[Stu]

You'll do

[krelm]

"My face is leaving in 10 minutes - be on it!"

[MJ]

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

[Peter]

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

Let's play house, you'll be the door and I shut you

[Jibgolly]

umm, excuse me miss, would you care to step into the back room and maybe fuck a little?