I've heard of cheap weddings but this is ridiculous!!!

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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    I've heard of cheap weddings but this is ridiculous!!!

    Police: Wedding guests eat victim
    Tuesday, August 10, 2004 Posted: 7:28 PM EDT(2328 GMT)

    MANILA, Philippines (AP) -- Four members of a family have been arrested and charged with murder for allegedly killing and eating a relative during a wedding reception -- and serving his flesh to unwitting party guests, police have said.

    At the July 17 wedding of his daughter, Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom, said Senior Police Inspector Perla Bacuel, at Narra town in Palawan province, southwest of Manila.

    A few hours later, Baule, his son Gerald, another cousin Junnie Buyot and a nephew, Sabtuari Pique, allegedly confronted Ganay, then drove him to a secluded place where they stabbed him to death, Bacuel said.

    Buyot, who surrendered to police and is acting as a witness, told police they then roasted Ganay's body using coconut leaves and kerosene, Bacuel said.

    Baule senior later forced Buyot to take a bite of Ganay's flesh, which he claims he threw up but was then forced at knifepoint to swallow, Bacuel said.

    Buyot told police that the group returned to the party and served some of Ganay's cooked remains to guests who were still celebrating the wedding, Bacuel said.

    "It was perhaps due to their drunkenness. They probably didn't know what they were eating," he said.

    Buyot reported the incident several days later to a local village leader who took him to police. Pique also surrendered, and Baule and his son were arrested.

    Superintendent Rey Lanada, Palawan provincial police chief, said cannibalism would be treated as an aggravating circumstance in the crime.
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  • peloquin
    Till I Come!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8643

    #2
    what. the. fuck.

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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773

      #3
      Originally posted by peloquin
      what. the. fuck.
      my sentiments exactly. when i realised they didnt use any Montreal Steak Seasoning, i was baffled.

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      • chato
        Gold Gabber
        • Jun 2004
        • 815

        #4
        Re:: I've heard of cheap weddings but this is ridiculous!!!

        Sick news...

        Cant even imagine those people that actually ate, reading these news
        ...enjoy every single second

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        • Morgan
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2234

          #5
          Re:: I've heard of cheap weddings but this is ridiculous!!!

          It was perhaps due to their drunkenness. They probably didn't know what they were eating," he said
          Sounds like my local Kebab house.
          Oh well, you touch a bottom you pay the price.
          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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          • beto
            Gold Gabber
            • Jun 2004
            • 964

            #6
            That would be an interesting catering service...

            Ok sir, what member of your fiancee's family would you like us to cook? and you want potatoes with that?

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            • fumanchu182
              Angantyr The Ruthless
              • Jun 2004
              • 962

              #7
              Someone watched a little too much 'Silence of the Lambs'...
              The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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              • WilDFire
                Addiction started
                • Jun 2004
                • 481

                #8
                Re:: I've heard of cheap weddings but this is ridiculous!!!

                Sounds eeriliy like an old monty python sketch. What oh what is this world coming to. Because of a bottom touch. Not even a grab!!!
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                • mtguru
                  Getting Somewhere
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 246

                  #9
                  Re:: I've heard of cheap weddings but this is ridiculous!!!

                  What I want to know what is bad about poor guy tripping and touching her ass, big deal. They sure have some weird customs down there.
                  To err is human... To correct it before anyone notices is genius.

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                  • Garrick
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6764

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jibgolly
                    Originally posted by peloquin
                    what. the. fuck.
                    my sentiments exactly. when i realised they didnt use any Montreal Steak Seasoning, i was baffled.

                    nice.
                    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                    • Fuzzle
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 231

                      #11
                      Re:: I've heard of cheap weddings but this is ridiculous!!!

                      Ya i read this last nite!! fucking ppl are sick!
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                      • AberBot
                        Fresh Peossy
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 24

                        #12
                        That was fukin insane!!

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                        • krelm
                          Addiction started
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 437

                          #13
                          Aw crap! My wife and I spent $5000+ on catering at our wedding - why the hell didn't we have this idea? I'm sure both of us have some relatives we wouldn't mind getting rid of...
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                          • omm
                            Getting warmed up
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 56

                            #14
                            In my wedding I tried to eat my mother-in-law. Everybody get sick.

                            Om

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                            • turban
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 127

                              #15
                              Do you have a link for that?

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