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Poto's in Jersey and eating Triscuits he says.
Poto's in Jersey and eating Triscuits he says.
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^^ i'm catching up......... on the drinking partOriginally posted by picklemonkey"only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge
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whats the cough syrup trick for tripping? im sure there is a 24 hr pharmacy openyour life is an occasion, rise to it.
Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
download that. deep shit listed there
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I've had 4 drinks and 2 vicodin. Getting ready to hit the sack though, I'm fucking beat.A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
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www.erowid.org and look up DXMOriginally posted by thesightlessA good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
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eating triscuits? what a fucking buzzkill.Comment
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someone get with me on 3 way phone call and lets play the meow game.
your life is an occasion, rise to it.
Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
download that. deep shit listed there
my dick is its own superhero.Comment
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just on3 vike, just one chance to ride bik3
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Originally posted by picklemonkey
Actually... LOL, We ate wheat crackers that were just a little stale from the humidity and the liquid cid dropped onto every crackin piece o cracker.
Lovely calls recieved from Adam, Joe, and the outgoing call to Sean.... I filled a few of them in on my reality at the time and they relayed the perfect amount of relevant info in their posts, bravo...
I'm making a full as possible list of the BIG BIG plans that my best friends in the world and I made, and the adventures and fixations we encountered on the way, but for now I will just list a few favorite moments (or trip themes that had many a moment throughout the night).
About an hour and a half after cheese and crackers, I noticed there was only 3 people in the downstairs area that I was "thinking" in, and the light wasn't what I needed it to be so I ventured upstairs to "explore and discover", and I picked the master bedroom door as the first one I would "investigate"... To my extreme horror and suprise, I opened the door to see 10 faces looking at me, all with Crest Whitestrips on their upper teeth and smiles open wide....
The "leader" of this spontaneous guerilla whitening cult spoke to me in a cheerful and inviting tone (a tone that I saw right through to the predatory baiting that it was) " Hey Michael, Join us, we all just now started our tooth whitening seminar and we only put the whitestrips on a minute ago.... It's gonna be a lot of fun..."
I responded loudly and with dumbstruck fear, "OH Jesus Fucking Christ, are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck is going on here? You people are fucking twisted and sick... You don't just go and do something like this.... at a time like now.... I am getting the fuck away from you people!!!" and I hauled ass back downstairs and took over as DJ for a few hours of quite a bleach-induced-disturbing world of sounds that on more than several occaisons I was convinced I was tricking the computer and speakers into making... WTF factor of 5000% aside, that was fucking hilarious and the case of 24 tubes of toothpaste that began appearing throughout the house just fed the laughs....
Ongoing phrases and/or gestures that I was compelled to repeat throughout the night to make sure that those around used the proper "lingo"... while also getting everyone involved on the BIG PLANS that I was making:
"YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!"
"Let that be a lesson!"
"Are you like, really fuckin the fucked up as I fucking am?"
"Hey you guys, lets start a SMEAR CAMPAIGN against someone at the party... We can make up lots of horrible lies and make up quotes by them in print and TV ads... YAY!"
which turned into...
" WAIT, even better idea, lets ruin somebody's entire life!!! HEY KAREN, COME OVER HERE!!!!! We' decided that we should ruin someone at this party's entire life... We should permanantly destroy everything that is truly important to them and then we'll all point and laugh... (singsongy) We're gonna ruin someone's life....Fuck yeah!!!
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my friend Karen and I somehow got into an unspoken agreement to flip the bird to eachother as often as possible and if by surprise even better... We would laugh hysterically and uncontrollably every time this happend, at length quite a few times actually... And somehow we named this ritual "Efficiency" or sometimes it was just referred to as "Being Efficient". I then collected photos of as many people flipping me off as I could muster the attention span and vocabulary to organize....
Bedtime is near, and below you'll find a few highlight pics of the night that aren't incriminating to the innocent
It was truly hysterical, and even greater fun in that it was a tight group of my best friends in the world, with a few more people new to me (friends of my friends' the hosts), enough to guarantee some interesting if not wickedly-hilarious & bizarre surprises...
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you disgust meComment
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haha! i missed this thread. good stuff, good stuff.Comment
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