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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    im gonna volunteer for this.

    seriously, she dont want a husband, but wants to conceive. hell ill pay for the right to do it.


    By Jeannette Walls
    MSNBC
    Updated: 12:47 a.m. ET May 30, 2006
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    Halle Berry wants to have a child ? but after her unhappy split from her last husband, she has no intention of getting married.
    The ?X-Men? star, who turns 40 in August, has been telling interviewers that she is planning to adopt or conceive a child soon.
    ?I no longer have the need to be someone?s wife,? Berry told the Canadian News Service. ?And, I no longer have the need to feel validated through marriage.?
    Berry says she isn?t worried about the effect on the child. ?My mother was alone and raised me,? she said. ?And I think I came out OK.?
    Berry told another reporter, ?I don?t think you need a piece of paper for the child to feel loved or legitimate.? The star has soured on marriage because she?s paying ex-hubby Eric Benet alimony. ?Yeah, that?s not good,? Berry said. ?Especially when he cheats on you like 27 times.?
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  • geoffgulley
    Platinum Poster
    • Apr 2005
    • 2002

    #2
    Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

    ^^ dude..... listen up and pay attention.... as a friend of David Justice going back to our days at Fort Scott camp as kids, Covington Latin (his high school, I was at Covington Catholic), Thomas More College (I was at Michigan) and then to his days in triple A ball, the Braves etc, etc........ the bitch is CRAZY! I'm not going to get into stories but just trust me on this one.... keep your dick as far away as possible. Hot - Yes, Nuttier than a jar of Jiff - Yes.
    "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      #3
      Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

      she dont want a relationship.
      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
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      my dick is its own superhero.

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      • peloquin
        Till I Come!
        • Jun 2004
        • 8643

        #4
        Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

        i'd hit it

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        • geoffgulley
          Platinum Poster
          • Apr 2005
          • 2002

          #5
          Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

          ^^ If she wants you she'll find you.... trust me.
          "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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          • peloquin
            Till I Come!
            • Jun 2004
            • 8643

            #6
            Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

            i'll start holding my breath...

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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              #7
              Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

              ill mail her my address and schedule.
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
              download that. deep shit listed there

              my dick is its own superhero.

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              • picklemonkey
                Double hoodie beer monster
                • Jun 2004
                • 15373

                #8
                Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

                I'm going to mail her my semen

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                • Kinetic
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2227

                  #9
                  Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

                  I wonder if she wants to help me get a Green Card. I?ll knock her up as a thank you.
                  "I play music at people" - Surgeon

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                  • hansh20
                    Gold Gabber
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 540

                    #10
                    Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

                    ^^^ lol, btw... where do i sign, she could take care of me and "our" child
                    " When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. "

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                    • Huggie Smiles
                      Anyone have Styx livesets?
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11835

                      #11
                      Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

                      bet she takes it up the ass.
                      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                      • lilsensa
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6675

                        #12
                        Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

                        i would sooo shoot one in 'er
                        RIP ~ Steve James







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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18917

                          #13
                          Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

                          whether she does want a relationship or not.

                          if they are your kids, she'll be breaking your balls.

                          women. they are all the same.

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

                            Originally posted by Huggie Smiles
                            bet she takes it up the ass.
                            Hey, you and her have something in common then, cool

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                            • speciale
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 3728

                              #15
                              Re: im gonna volunteer for this.

                              ^^ Burn, nice one Kinky
                              Originally posted by Miroslav
                              It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
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