My Austrailian Vacation

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  • sakio pod
    SALAD TOSSER
    • Jun 2004
    • 6034

    #31
    Re: My Austrailian Vacation

    kool pics no pics of the reef???? any sharks sightings

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    • chuckc
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 5458

      #32
      Re: My Austrailian Vacation

      Originally posted by sakio pod
      kool pics no pics of the reef???? any sharks sightings
      thanks, that is one thing i regret i didnt get to do was see the reef.


      if u ever go visit aus. here are few aussie slang terms....

      Ace! : Excellent! Very good!
      Amber fluid : beer
      Barbie : barbecue (noun
      Billabong : an ox-bow river or watering hole
      Bloke : man, guy
      Bloody : very (bloody hard yakka)
      Bloody oath! : that's certainly true
      Blow in the bag : have a breathalyser test
      Bogan : person who takes little pride in his appearance, spends his days slacking and drinking beer
      Booze bus : police vehicle used for catching drunk drivers
      Boozer : a pub
      Brass razoo, he hasn't got a : he's very poor
      Brekkie : breakfast
      Brick shit house, built like a : big strong bloke
      Brown-eyed mullet : a turd in the sea (where you're swimming!)
      Bush oyster : nasal mucus
      Cat burying shit, as busy as a : busy
      Cat's piss, as mean as : mean, stingy, uncharitable
      Chewie : chewing gum
      Coldie : a beer
      Crack a fat : get an erection
      Dickhead : see "whacker"
      Dog's balls, stands out like : obvious Donger : penis
      Doodle : penis
      Face, off one's : drunk ("He was off his face by 9pm")
      Flat out like a lizard drinking : flat out, busy
      Franger : condom
      Freckle : anus
      Gutful of piss : drunk, "he's got a gutful of piss"
      Liquid laugh : vomit
      Lunch, who opened their? : OK, who farted?
      Mappa Tassie : map of Tasmania - a woman's pubic area
      Mate : buddy, friend
      Mull : grass (the kind you smoke)
      Mystery bag : a sausage
      No drama : same as 'no worries'
      No worries! : Expression of forgiveness or reassurance (No problem; forget about it; I can do it; Yes, I'll do it)
      Old fella : penis
      Outback : interior of Australia
      Piece of piss : easy task
      Pint : large glass of beer (esp. in South Australia)
      Plonk : cheap wine
      Pokies : poker machines, fruit machines, gambling slot machines
      Pommy shower : using deodorant instead of taking a shower
      Pot : 285 ml beer glass in Queensland and Victoria
      Rage : party
      Rage on : to continue partying - "we raged on until 3am"
      Rip snorter : great, fantastic - "it was a rip snorter of a party"
      Root rat : somebody who is constantly looking for sex.
      Rotten : drunk - "I went out last night and got rotten"
      Schooner : large beer glass in Queensland; medium beer glass in South Australia
      Screamer : party lover; "two pot screamer" - somebody who gets drunk on very little alcohol
      Seppo : an American
      Shout : turn to buy - a round of drinks usually ("it's your shout")
      Sickie : day off sick from work (chuck a sickie = take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy!)
      Stonkered : drunk
      Stubby : a 375ml. beer bottle
      Tallie : 750ml bottle of beer
      Technicolor yawn : vomit
      Turps, hit the : go on a drinking binge
      Useful as an ashtray on a motorbike / tits on a bull : unhelpful or incompetent person or thing - "he, she or it is about as useful as tits on a bull" etc. etc.
      Whacker, whacka : Idiot; somebody who talks drivel; somebody with whom you have little patience; a dickhead
      Wobbly boot on, he's got the : drunk

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438

        #33
        Re: My Austrailian Vacation

        Technicolor yawn : vomit

        LMAO! Good one "mate"

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        • hulkhuss
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 3699

          #34
          Re: My Austrailian Vacation

          Ace !!
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