fun chat with me and a friend in HR

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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    fun chat with me and a friend in HR

    >> New log started
    Adam (4:19 PM) - MICHELLE, ARE YOU THERE?
    Michelle (4:19 PM) - yes
    Adam (4:20 PM) - DO YOU KNOW IF ANYONE IN HR CREATED JAVIER SANCHEZ'S USER ACCOUNT?
    Adam (4:20 PM) - I NEED HIS PASSWORD
    Michelle (4:20 PM) - who is Javier Lopez/
    Adam (4:20 PM) - QUIT SCREWING ME AROUND MICHELLE
    Michelle (4:20 PM) - no- I am serious-- who is he?
    Adam (4:20 PM) - CONTRACTOR WE HAVE UP HERE.
    Michelle (4:21 PM) - for who??
    Adam (4:21 PM) - STARTED YESTERDAY. FOR RICH/KRIS
    Michelle (4:21 PM) - is he in the CWD?
    Adam (4:21 PM) - DON'T KNOW. BUT HE HAS AN SSO APPARENTLY
    Michelle (4:21 PM) - well if he has an SSO-- I didn't get it for him- that I recall
    Adam (4:22 PM) - OK
    Adam (4:22 PM) - I NEED HELP WITH SOMETHING ELSE TOO
    Michelle (4:22 PM) - what
    Michelle (4:22 PM) - quit screaming at me
    Adam (4:22 PM) - I HAVE A RARE DISEASE CALLED VOICE IMMODULATION. I'M UNABLE TO CONTROL THE PITCH OR VOLUME OF MY VOICE
    Michelle (4:22 PM) - LOL!!!!
    Adam (4:22 PM) - IT'S NOT FAIR! IMAGINE BEING AT A HIGH SCHOOL DANCE, SINGING ALONG WITH EVERY ELSE "AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW, AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW, AND A LITTL EBIT SOFTER NOW"
    Michelle (4:23 PM) - rrriiiggghhht
    Adam (4:23 PM) - OR HOW ABOUT SITTING IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR CHURCH CONFESSIONAL AND WHISPERING TO YOUR PRIEST, "I'VE HAD IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT HIPPY PUPPET IN THE MUPPET SHOW BAND"
    Michelle (4:23 PM) - I am sharing my screen now with the whole HR team--
    Michelle (4:23 PM) - lol---you are too funny
    Adam (4:23 PM) - game over.



    ...I went to her desk to talk to her 5 minutes later but her + her laptop were gone... i think she was serious about the presentation to all of HR
  • rbuffetta
    Addiction started
    • Feb 2006
    • 300

    #2
    Re: fun chat with me and a friend in HR

    They are all gonna think you are coocoo for cocoa puffs

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    • miketpoto
      Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
      • Jan 2005
      • 4223

      #3
      Re: fun chat with me and a friend in HR

      Gimmie my puffs man, I gotta have my fuckin puffs, gimmie the fuckin puffs

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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11411

        #4
        Re: fun chat with me and a friend in HR

        Originally posted by miketpoto
        Gimmie my puffs man, I gotta have my fuckin puffs, gimmie the fuckin puffs
        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: fun chat with me and a friend in HR

          dude, did your mom got Softenon administred during she was pregnant of you or something? Hilarious shit

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          • mmglobal
            Gold Gabber
            • Sep 2004
            • 536

            #6
            Re: fun chat with me and a friend in HR

            Originally posted by skahound
            Is that Michelle, and the rest of the gang from HR?
            Peace.

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            • FM
              Wooooooo!
              • Jun 2004
              • 5361

              #7
              Re: fun chat with me and a friend in HR

              I think she likes you now...
              FM

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              • speciale
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Dec 2005
                • 3728

                #8
                Re: fun chat with me and a friend in HR

                stop stealing snl bits
                Originally posted by Miroslav
                It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                No Soup for You

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                • peloquin
                  Till I Come!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 8643

                  #9
                  Re: fun chat with me and a friend in HR

                  its like a prayer for owen meany all over again

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                  • Kamal
                    Administrator
                    • May 2002
                    • 28835

                    #10
                    Re: fun chat with me and a friend in HR

                    Originally posted by mmglobal
                    Is that Michelle, and the rest of the gang from HR?
                    yep, Michelle's the Tele-Tubby in blue
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