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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    The Egg came first!

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to a scientist, a philosopher and a chicken farmer, it was the egg, British newspapers reported Friday.
    The key to the age-old question apparently lies in the fact that since genetic material does not change throughout an animal's life, the first bird that evolved into a chicken must have initially existed as an embryo inside an egg.

    Professor John Brookfield, from England's University of Nottingham, concluded that because of this, the living organism inside the eggshell would have had the same DNA as the chicken it turned into.

    The specialist in evolutionary genetics was quoted in a number of newspapers as saying: "Therefore the first living thing which we could say unequivocally was a member of the species would be this first egg. The egg came first."

    Brookfield's conclusion was backed up by Professor David Papineau, of King's College, London, and the chairman of the trade body Great British Chicken, Charles Bourns.

    Papineau, an expert in the philosophy of science, argued that the first chicken must have emerged from an egg even though it was laid by a different species of bird, but it was still a chicken egg because it had a chicken in it.

    "The conclusion therefore must be that the egg came first and the chicken afterwards," he stated.

    Bourns' methodology was not explained in The Times, the Daily Mail and the Independent, who all carried the story.

    "Eggs were around long before the first chicken arrived," he affirmed.
  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: The Egg came first!

    After reading the Hell thread my conclusion is that you must be an egg

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    • Lrn
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jan 2005
      • 3233

      #3
      Re: The Egg came first!

      i think i figured that one out in middle school

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438

        #4
        Re: The Egg came first!

        ^^^ I think people stopped bothering after middle school

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        • weswood
          Getting Somewhere
          • Jul 2004
          • 139

          #5
          Re: The Egg came first!

          But you know that much of the US doesn't believe in evolution. They're still trying to figure out "Which was intelligently designed first, the chicken or the egg?"

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: The Egg came first!

            Originally posted by weswood
            But you know that much of the US doesn't believe in evolution. They're still trying to figure out "Which was intelligently designed first, the chicken or the egg?"
            +100 Fuck that was a good one

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            • speciale
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Dec 2005
              • 3728

              #7
              Re: The Egg came first!

              Originally posted by weswood
              But you know that much of the US doesn't believe in evolution. They're still trying to figure out "Which was intelligently designed first, the chicken or the egg?"
              and also if they are hiding WMD's in the egg
              Originally posted by Miroslav
              It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
              No Soup for You

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              • fumanchu182
                Angantyr The Ruthless
                • Jun 2004
                • 962

                #8
                Re: The Egg came first!

                ^ Carlos Mencia: "dududuuuuuuuuuhh"
                The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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                • weswood
                  Getting Somewhere
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 139

                  #9
                  Re: The Egg came first!

                  Originally posted by speciale
                  and also if they are hiding WMD's in the egg
                  LOLZ

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                  • beanzncheez
                    Banned
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4442

                    #10
                    Re: The Egg came first!

                    LMFAO @ WMD. ROFL @ third world countries.

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