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he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dl -
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"look straight at me. dude! that looks like cancer, not a pimple"dead, yet alive. -
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"Come on buddy, turn that frown upside down. Now listen, I know my second term will end soon but you have my brother Jeb to look forward to and he'll stay the course"."only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge
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"Who's my cute little communist? You are!"
"Does this thing screw off?"
"Wow, so soft, what kind of moisturizer do you use?"It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.Comment
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"normally i apply my clown make up here. this is where the red cheeks are meant to go. the other red cheeks are OUR little secret!!"
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"Get to the choppa!"http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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"Listen to me! I'm sorry! I really am! I should have never played around with dick. Believe me!"Comment
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"hmm...this worked in star trek."Comment
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it's like a white discoloration...Originally posted by asdf_admin
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Someone please get this retard off and out of my faceComment
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Can you feel the power of the Lord coming through me to you? You are HEALED!!!!Comment
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^^^now tell me whehere my coke is you piece of muthafuggin shitfaceComment
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Tell me the truth fatty, are there any WMDs in that second or third chin o' yours?Comment
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yeah, your starting to blow up, someone get him some OJ and vicksNo Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavComment
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I Told Ya To Drop The Jawyour life is an occasion, rise to it.
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my dick is its own superhero.Comment
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