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  • Huggie Smiles
    Anyone have Styx livesets?
    • Jun 2004
    • 11836

    My kind of Lady



    copy and past: (link has pics too)



    'Greys Anatomy' star Katherine Heigl says she's so insatiable in bed and has a such a great sex life, she would even be down for a sex tape. Katherine says:
    "I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton! There's never enough sex for me. The guy I'm dating now is just so fantastic in bed that half the time I just want to leave the handcuffs on and say: 'I've got to run a few errands, but don't you move - I'll be back!' I feel that everybody deserves fantastic sex and should settle for no less. I work hard and I deserve it."
    Jesus Christ. That entire article was like a how-to guide for making nerds in love with Katherine Heigl but with no shot at Katherine Heigl cry. She might as well have gone to their house and put a cigarette out on their chest. I remember another time she criticized 10 minute blowjobs in porn movies because those girls clearly didn't know what they were doing if it took 10 minutes to finish things off. This girl is like a damn pit bull. A pit bull with long blond hair and unthinkably great rack.
    ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




  • beanzncheez
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4442

    #2
    Re: My kind of Lady

    Fuck Yeah. I'd definitely shove it in her anus.

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    • peloquin
      Till I Come!
      • Jun 2004
      • 8643

      #3
      Re: My kind of Lady

      bump this one when she actually does release one

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      • threehills
        I heart Lollergirl
        • Jun 2005
        • 3641

        #4
        Re: My kind of Lady

        Originally posted by beanzncheez
        Fuck Yeah. I'd definitely shove it in her anus.
        Sounds like she'd actually ask you to do it.
        It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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        • beanzncheez
          Banned
          • Jun 2004
          • 4442

          #5
          Re: My kind of Lady

          98% of women love The other 2% won't admit to it because they like having the "mystery" about them. As if we didn't know they enjoyed it already.

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: My kind of Lady

            She's the kind of girl who would bleed from two holes even if I'd put it on her gently. Naah, too fuggin blonde.

            Ah well, to each his own right?

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            • geoffgulley
              Platinum Poster
              • Apr 2005
              • 2002

              #7
              Re: My kind of Lady

              .... if i could i would and definitely more than once..........................
              "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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              • maddlingo
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1035

                #8
                Re: My kind of Lady

                Here are some pics for those of you who don't know who she is.





                "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                • Corven
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4080

                  #9
                  Re: My kind of Lady

                  good god ... now theres a reason to watch that show
                  I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                  • ddr
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 7006

                    #10
                    Re: My kind of Lady

                    Originally posted by beanzncheez
                    98% of women love The other 2% won't admit to it because they like having the "mystery" about them. As if we didn't know they enjoyed it already.
                    mystery.... fuckin women adn theyre head games. so evil.
                    "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                    • groffhibbitz
                      Gold Gabber
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 632

                      #11
                      Re: My kind of Lady

                      Originally posted by beanzncheez
                      98% of women love The other 2% won't admit to it because they like having the "mystery" about them. As if we didn't know they enjoyed it already.
                      what is the percentage breakdown for men?

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18917

                        #12
                        Re: My kind of Lady

                        i'd slip her one!

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                        • palmer
                          Retired or Simply Important
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 5383

                          #13
                          Re: My kind of Lady

                          who is this chick? never heard of her....

                          she looks pretty fine.
                          todayistomorrow
                          art direction | design | animation

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: My kind of Lady

                            Originally posted by geoffgulley
                            .... if i could i would and definitely more than once..........................
                            me thinks that's gonna cost u another watch bro

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                            • onlyaura
                              Fresh Peossy
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 18

                              #15
                              Re: My kind of Lady

                              Originally posted by Corven
                              good god ... now theres a reason to watch that show
                              There's LOTS of reasons to watch that show!

                              I loved this, guys. She's Hawt! And a sex-machine, to boot.

                              Ah, the female sex drive, sounds like she puts a hurtin' on her man every opportunity she gets!

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