Oakenfold Returns with Creamfields

[esef]

Paul Oakenfold is the single most powerful man in electronic music. His name on a flyer guarantees a capacity crowd. His remixing midas-touch is a yellow-brick road leading to tons of airplay. From the original Tranceport to his latest mix CD Creamfields, the man can build an empire out of a few carefully selected and mixed tunes. That's right, the latest Paul Oakenfold mix CD from Thrive records is on the shelves and you're invited to embark on the musical odyssey.

i wish this was a joke

embark on this -

when will THIS MADNESS end!?!?

[esef]

Re:: Oakenfold Returns with Creamfields



BUY A T-SHIRT

[Jibgolly]

what happened to retirement?
we were so close.
:cry:

[hypoluxxa]

Re:: Oakenfold Returns with Creamfields

Good I hope everyone can see what a fcuking TOOL this guy is.

[Morgan]

what happened to retirement?
we were so close.
:cry:

I?m told a contract killing using local labour from Guatemala is only around $5000.
[MS] has roughly 5000 members.

Do the math, for $1 each we can be rid of Jokenfold once and for all.

[beto]

I think it'll be great having him at the Buenos Aires Creamfields...




..that way all the dickheads will run to see him and there will be some space on the other tents to dance comfortably

[Steve Graham]

what happened to retirement?
we were so close.
:cry:

I?m told a contract killing using local labour from Guatemala is only around $5000.
[MS] has roughly 5000 members.

Do the math, for $1 each we can be rid of Jokenfold once and for all.

SHHHH, be careful, If he gets knocked off, they might come looking for [ms] transcripts.

[bananapeel]

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His "drug-induced performances" are mindboggling.

[Jibgolly]

is there anyone besides 12-17 year old boys who like this dj?

[GregWhelan]

Re:: Oakenfold Returns with Creamfields

Unfortunately yes,my house mate loves him,but he doent realise that the oakey sets he listens to are 5-6 years old.Also a dj friend of mine likes him,but again mostly his old e-mixes-however he will still buy all his mix cds.

[Jibgolly]

^ sorry.
i feel your pain.
but cant you ease him into some hernan or something better than oakenscratch?
god knows i'd try.

[c-hill5]

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he was in st. louis recently and played at a club for less than an hour before he walked off, because it was too hot. besides, we went next door and listened to Jenks tear it up.

[krelm]

Re:: Oakenfold Returns with Creamfields

Wow, I see he has tried to jump on the "Involver bandwagon" with this Creamfields mixed CD -

Additionally, the album's tracks have all been altered or remixed by Paul so that each one has a very distinct stamp of approval.

Gee, that sounds kind of familiar -

[qwerty2222]

Re:: Oakenfold Returns with Creamfields

Wow, I see he has tried to jump on the "Involver bandwagon" with this Creamfields mixed CD -

Additionally, the album's tracks have all been altered or remixed by Paul so that each one has a very distinct stamp of approval.

Gee, that sounds kind of familiar -

this is one funny guy

[fyreater179]

Re:: Oakenfold Returns with Creamfields

DOWN WITH OAKENFOLD!!!!! BOOOOOO!!!!!