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  • geoffgulley
    Platinum Poster
    • Apr 2005
    • 2002

    I met a girl at the pub today...

    from Lancashire.... I was helping a friend put in some tele's for world cup and I'll be damned if I could understand one fooking thing she had to say........ and I was sober.... and so was she.... and she'll be there all weekend.... and now she knows who I am....
    "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

    if she is hot, just smile and nod and tell her you race motorbikes

    if not, find a new pub
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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    • geoffgulley
      Platinum Poster
      • Apr 2005
      • 2002

      #3
      Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

      ^^ there is no other pub..... oy.... i'll try the smiling/nodding/race motorbikes thing....
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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11411

        #4
        Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

        Weren't you just in a quagmire about buying your gf a watch? Why are you trying to bag other chicks?
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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18923

          #5
          Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

          lancs girls are sluts and they drink for britain.

          u might be on to a winner there.....

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          • geoffgulley
            Platinum Poster
            • Apr 2005
            • 2002

            #6
            Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

            Originally posted by skahound
            Weren't you just in a quagmire about buying your gf a watch? Why are you trying to bag other chicks?
            lol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much .
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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #7
              Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

              Originally posted by geoffgulley
              lol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much .
              Oh right, when I read the post yesterday, I couldn't figure out what the problem is...

              Well Geoff, think of the pub slut when your banging your financee... I mean fiancee. That way everybody is happy

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              • hulkhuss
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 3699

                #8
                Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

                Originally posted by geoffgulley
                lol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much .
                play the gay card then
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                • unkownartist
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 4146

                  #9
                  Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

                  tell her ur red1 from scotland, she'll drop u like a fly then u can have a pint in peace

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                  • KinKyJ
                    Platinum Poser
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13438

                    #10
                    Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

                    Originally posted by red1
                    tell her ur red1 from scotland, she'll drop u like a fly then u can have a pint in peace
                    Figures...

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                    • unkownartist
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 4146

                      #11
                      Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

                      lmao

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                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

                        Clear case of saluting the fag imo

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                        • speciale
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 3728

                          #13
                          Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

                          drop your pants in front of her. If she laughs at you, you have nothing to worry about
                          Originally posted by Miroslav
                          It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

                            Originally posted by speciale
                            drop your pants in front of her. If she laughs at you, you have nothing to worry about
                            Always take the speciale/ist's advice

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                            • remoh
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2466

                              #15
                              Re: I met a girl at the pub today...

                              Originally posted by geoffgulley
                              lol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much .
                              so whats the point of the thread????
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