from Lancashire.... I was helping a friend put in some tele's for world cup and I'll be damned if I could understand one fooking thing she had to say........ and I was sober.... and so was she.... and she'll be there all weekend.... and now she knows who I am....
I met a girl at the pub today...
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if she is hot, just smile and nod and tell her you race motorbikes
if not, find a new pubyour life is an occasion, rise to it.
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^^ there is no other pub..... oy.... i'll try the smiling/nodding/race motorbikes thing...."only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge
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Originally posted by skahoundWeren't you just in a quagmire about buying your gf a watch? Why are you trying to bag other chicks?"only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge
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Originally posted by geoffgulleylol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much .
Well Geoff, think of the pub slut when your banging your financee... I mean fiancee. That way everybody is happyComment
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Originally posted by geoffgulleylol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much .Comment
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tell her ur red1 from scotland, she'll drop u like a fly then u can have a pint in peaceComment
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drop your pants in front of her. If she laughs at you, you have nothing to worry aboutOriginally posted by MiroslavIt's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .Comment
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Originally posted by geoffgulleylol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much .Comment
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