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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Joke of the day

    An Albanian is sitting in a club wearing a shirt that says "You Moroccans have three problems."

    It doesn't take long before a Moroccan comes up to him and says: "Hey man, what the fuck is this shit?" The Albanian looks at him, drinks from his beer and says very calmly: "Look, this is your first problem: you guys are too curious."

    The Moroccan goes away, but he comes back with a friend and they both start to intimidate the Albanian.The Albanian orders another beer, looks at them and says very calmly: "Look, this is your second problem: you guys are too agressive."

    The Moroccans go away and the Albanian has a few more beers and leaves the club an hour later. Outside five Moroccans wait for him.They all pull a knife and start walking to him.

    The Albanian looks at them and says very calmly: "Look, this is your third problem: you guys always bring knives to a shooting."
  • beanzncheez
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4442

    #2
    Re: Joke of the day

    Lame. But that's what you get for fucking a dude.

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    • KinKyJ
      Platinum Poser
      • Jun 2004
      • 13438

      #3
      Re: Joke of the day

      stop fucking dudes then

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      • speciale
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Dec 2005
        • 3728

        #4
        Re: Joke of the day

        this thread didn't even have a chance. it got ruined on its 1st reply
        Originally posted by Miroslav
        It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
        No Soup for You

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        • geoffgulley
          Platinum Poster
          • Apr 2005
          • 2002

          #5
          Re: Joke of the day

          ^^
          Tdhc + R1str = Beanz


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          • groffhibbitz
            Gold Gabber
            • Jun 2004
            • 632

            #6
            Re: Joke of the day

            what happens when you burn a baby's face off?


            it makes weird noises and bumps into shit.

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            • Jenks
              I'm kind of a big deal.
              • Jun 2004
              • 10250

              #7
              Re: Joke of the day

              Originally posted by speciale
              this thread didn't even have a chance. it got ruined on its 1st reply
              Actually the thread was ruined on the first post. That joke sucks.

              Thanks to groffhibbitz tho for saving it. LOL!!!

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              • XO1
                Gold Gabber
                • May 2006
                • 576

                #8
                Re: Joke of the day

                What's the best part when fuckin a pregnant chick??

                Getting head @ the same time.
                "You have nothing unless you have someone to share it with." - Matthew L.

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                • XO1
                  Gold Gabber
                  • May 2006
                  • 576

                  #9
                  Re: Joke of the day

                  what's the worst part of killing a bunch of kids??

                  washing the clown suit.
                  "You have nothing unless you have someone to share it with." - Matthew L.

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                  • speciale
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 3728

                    #10
                    Re: Joke of the day

                    Originally posted by Jenks
                    Actually the thread was ruined on the first post. That joke sucks.

                    Thanks to groffhibbitz tho for saving it. LOL!!!
                    lol, X01's last post was pretty good too
                    Originally posted by Miroslav
                    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                    No Soup for You

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                    • XO1
                      Gold Gabber
                      • May 2006
                      • 576

                      #11
                      Re: Joke of the day

                      why do blonds wear big ear rings??

                      to hold their legs up!! laughing @ my own joke
                      "You have nothing unless you have someone to share it with." - Matthew L.

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                      • XO1
                        Gold Gabber
                        • May 2006
                        • 576

                        #12
                        Re: Joke of the day

                        you're mama's so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, the whales start singning "we are family....all you brothers, sisters and me""
                        "You have nothing unless you have someone to share it with." - Matthew L.

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                        • floridaorange
                          I'm merely a humble butler
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 29116

                          #13
                          Re: Joke of the day

                          nice one's

                          It was fun while it lasted...

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: Joke of the day

                            Originally posted by Jenks
                            Actually the thread was ruined on the first post. That joke sucks.

                            Thanks to groffhibbitz tho for saving it. LOL!!!
                            Ye well, if you live in Antwerp, it is funny (Albanian Maffia vs Moroccan immigrant scum)

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                            • Yao
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8167

                              #15
                              Re: Joke of the day

                              lmfao....I laughed
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