Joke of the day

[KinKyJ]

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YAWN0R!!!!

How are the exams going bro?

[Yao]

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got one left for the 23rd I think, and a paper to finish. But today is different: I have an appointment with the Ghanaian ambassador @ 3 pm, for a little interview. Nothing serious, I can't really ask her to go burning her own country when she's supposed to represent it, but I think I've managed to come up with some pretty neutral but interesting questions.

Basically this is just a matter of some serious networking though

[groffhibbitz]

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I'm the official savior of all bad joke threads

[beanzncheez]

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Ye well, if you live in Antwerp...

Now that's funny.

[shosh]

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One day little 7 year old Johnny approaches his mother and asks, "mommy I know you are Jewish and dad is black, so am I more black or more Jewish?"

Johnny's mother looks at him in shock and says, my "Johnny where in the world did that come from.

Go ask your father and see what he says." So little Johnny waits until his father gets home from work and says, "daddy am I more black or am I more Jewish?"

Johnny's father looks at him surprised and asks "why would you ask something like that son?"

Johnny looks up at his father and says, "well daddy Bobby down the street is looking to sell his bike for 20 dollars.

I'm just wondering whether I should Jew him down to 15 or wait until it's dark and steal the fucken thing..."

[KinKyJ]

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balanced joke

[threehills]

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One day little 7 year old Johnny approaches his mother and asks, "mommy I know you are Jewish and dad is black, so am I more black or more Jewish?"

Johnny's mother looks at him in shock and says, my "Johnny where in the world did that come from.

Go ask your father and see what he says." So little Johnny waits until his father gets home from work and says, "daddy am I more black or am I more Jewish?"

Johnny's father looks at him surprised and asks "why would you ask something like that son?"

Johnny looks up at his father and says, "well daddy Bobby down the street is looking to sell his bike for 20 dollars.

I'm just wondering whether I should Jew him down to 15 or wait until it's dark and steal the fucken thing..."

I was expecting some sort of cock size related punch line...

[shosh]

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^ always thinking of cocks...

[threehills]

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mmmmm, chicken.

[GLD]

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now i'm hungry.

[beanzncheez]

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There's a mexican and a black in the car... who's driving?





















































































The cop.

[Hos]

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Ye well, if you live in Antwerp, it is funny (Albanian Maffia vs Moroccan immigrant scum)

that's odd, everywhere else it's the Albanians that are the "scum"

[chemicalbeavis]

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that's odd, everywhere else it's the Albanians that are the "scum"

really?

[KinKyJ]

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that's odd, everywhere else it's the Albanians that are the "scum"

Hahahaha, yeah I understand where that comes from.

I ran into a US soldier once when I was visiting my girlfriend in Macedonia and we started talking about the Albanians. At a certain point he says: "Everybody fears the black man (note: he was black himself) whereas the black man fears nobody... except for the Albanians."

True, Albos in general aren't the people who you want to piss off in the first place. Plus, the ones you run into abroad (meaning outside of the Balkan) are (also in general) the worst of them all. Add the fact that they always stick together and that they tend to organise themselves to the equasion and you know why the Italian mob isn't running the crime scene in New York anymore and why Berlusconi's right hand was an Albanian.

But once you get to know them, they're quite nice you know?

[beanzncheez]

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And don't forget that they smell like smoldering banana peels and old, sweaty socks. Why is that?