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because you can only afford them low budget whores?
Originally posted by beanzncheez
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Q:What do you call a woman with one leg?
A:Eileen.
Q:What do you call an asian woman with one leg?
A: Irene.It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.Comment
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^^^
Q: Why did god give women legs?
A: To prevent them from leaving snail trails.Comment
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Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
"Joke, Joke, Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke."Comment
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What do you call a dead blonde found in the closet?
Last years hide and go seek winner.Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.Comment
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So this woman goes into the grocery store, and buys a loaf of bread, a half gallon of milk, and some tomatoes. On her way out, a man stops her and says, "Oh, you must be single."
"Well, yes. But how could you tell?"
"Because you're fucking ugly."Comment
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What do you call an itelligent blonde ?
A Golden Retrieverwww.mjwebhosting.com
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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Q: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair black?
A: A.I.Comment
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what do I call a dead blonde in the closet?
Lunch!Comment
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Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.
First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.
I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."
St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.
Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."
St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.
Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."Comment
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"what happens when you burn a baby's face off?
it makes weird noises and bumps into shit." GROFFHIBBITZ <--------------- I gotta say I didn't like that one m8
Poor lil baby
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How did the Germans invade Poland?
They marched in backwards and said they were leaving.
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that's hilarious, poor polacksOriginally posted by beanzncheezHow did the Germans invade Poland?
They marched in backwards and said they were leaving.
Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.Comment
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