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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Mwouhahahaaaaa

    Something else than your regular alien abduction of "child bor with horse head"...



    These details are from the translation of an article in a Finnish newspaper named 'Ammennusatia'.

    A geological group who drilled a hole about 14.4 kilometers deep in the crust of the earth are saying that they heard human screams. Screams have been heard from the condemned souls from earth's deepest hole. Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the evil powers of hell up to the earth's surface.

    'The information we are gathering is so surprising, that we are sincerely afraid of what we might find down there,' stated Dr Azzacov, the manager of the project in remote Siberia.

    'The second surprise was the high temperature they discovered in the earth's center. 'The calculations indicate the given temperature was about 1,100 degrees Celsius, or over 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit,' Azzacov pointed out. 'This is far more then we expected. It seems almost like an inferno of fire is brutally going on in the center of the earth.

    'The last discovery was nevertheless the most shocking to our ears, so much so that the scientists are afraid to continue the project. We tried to listen to the earth's movements at certain intervals with supersensitive microphones, which were let down through the hole. What we heard turned those logically thinking scientists into a trembling ruins. It was a sometimes a weak, but high pitched sound which we thought to be coming from our own equipment,' explained Dr Azzacov.

    'But after some adjustments we comprehended that indeed the sound came from the earth's interior. We could hardly believe our own ears. We heard a human voice, screaming in pain. Even though one voice was discernible, we could hear thousands, perhaps millions, in the background, of suffering souls screaming. After this ghastly discovery, about half of the scientists quit because of fear. Hopefully, that which is down there will stay there,' Dr Azzacov added.

    'What really unnerved the Soviets, apart from the voice recordings, was the appearance that same night of a fountainhead of luminous gas shooting up from the drill site, and out of the midst of this incandescent cloud pillar a brilliant being with bat wings revealed itself with the words (in Russian): 'I have conquered,' emblazoned against the dark Siberian sky.

    'The incident was absolutely unreal; the Soviets cried out in terror,' says Mr. Nummedal. Later that night, he saw ambulance crews circulating in the community. A driver he knew told him that they had been told to sedate everybody with a medication known to erase short term memory. The Soviets use this drug in the treatment of shock victims.

    * * * * * * *

    "As a communist I don?t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of Hell!"

    Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit."

    "We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."

    "But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren?t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!

    * * * * * * *

    Do you know why Jacques Costeau, the famous underwater explorer, quit deep sea diving sometime before he died? It is said that he stopped because he had heard in one of the underwater caves he was exploring, the sounds of people screaming.

    There was also another time, when one of his men, who was in a diving bell in the deepest trench at the Bermuda Triangle, also had a similar experience. He signaled to be brought up immediately. After being revived from his shock, he told others of his frightening experience of hearing "screams of people in pain".

    Wanna hear it? Click this: http://www.coasttocoastam.com/audio/sounds_of_hell.mp3
  • Troklo
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2012

    #2
    Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

    I always knew the devil was a commie
    Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo

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    • feather
      Shanghai ooompa loompa
      • Jul 2004
      • 20895

      #3
      Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

      Great acoustics for a party venue, too bad about the DJ.

      Tiesto - Live @ Earth's Center, 14.4km, Siberia 06/06/06

      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

      Originally posted by Hoff
      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

        wow this completely turns the tables in favor of religion eh..... where did you get this article? I am indredulously intrigued mate.... defo wanna keep up with it. That recording was unreal
        www.mjwebhosting.com

        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • Kamal
          Administrator
          • May 2002
          • 28835

          #5
          Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

          nevermind I found it

          www.mjwebhosting.com

          Jib says:
          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
          Originally posted by ace_dl
          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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          • Troklo
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 2012

            #6
            Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

            You really think thats in any way real?
            Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo

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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #7
              Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

              When you take the source into account... Nah, don't really think so, but I thought it was a nice freaky story anyway. Up to the voices and shit it was pretty credible, but a demon gushing out of a wellhead speaking in Russian was a bit over the top imo.

              Apart from that: claiming that the temperature was higher than expected... 1.100 degrees Celsius is what they've measured, but when you read up on lava temperature, you get this:

              brownish-red500-650°
              dark red650-800°
              bright red800-1000°
              orange1000-1150°
              yellowish-white1150-1300°


              source: http://www.geo.ua.edu/volcanology/le...ties_of_l.html

              In other words, that temperature was very normal...

              And those divers hearing screams... Like how does what sound? "AAA *blub* AAA *blub* AAA *blub* AAARGH"?

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              • speciale
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Dec 2005
                • 3728

                #8
                Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa




                I'm just trying to liven up this thread.
                Originally posted by Miroslav
                It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                No Soup for You

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 28835

                  #9
                  Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

                  Originally posted by Troklo
                  You really think thats in any way real?
                  well in my first post, I hadn't seen the website that this was taken from, after seeing the website, I dont believe it anymore
                  www.mjwebhosting.com

                  Jib says:
                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                  • Skatebuf
                    Getting warmed up
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 67

                    #10
                    Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

                    i'm scared now
                    i'll deffo go to hell
                    but i guess i'll have millions of friends down there
                    hope some good djs come to hell with me
                    we'll have a hell of a party
                    In Love With Life

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                    • Huggie Smiles
                      Anyone have Styx livesets?
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11836

                      #11
                      Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

                      Originally posted by KinKyJ


                      Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the evil powers of hell up to the earth's surface.
                      I'm sure the scientists said that!
                      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

                        Originally posted by Huggie Smiles
                        I'm sure the scientists said that!
                        It were Soviet scientists.. Hello, they'll say anything

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                        • MJDub
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2765

                          #13
                          Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

                          That's still pretty fucking freaky, regardless.
                          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                          • rainman
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 1869

                            #14
                            Re: Mwouhahahaaaaa

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                            • KinKyJ
                              Platinum Poser
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13438

                              #15
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