bout time we put those assholes to work

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  • palmer
    Retired or Simply Important
    • Jun 2004
    • 5383

    bout time we put those assholes to work




    Now you too could get that monkey butler you've always been dreaming about.



    actually I think this is pretty scary.
    todayistomorrow
    art direction | design | animation
  • fumanchu182
    Angantyr The Ruthless
    • Jun 2004
    • 962

    #2
    Jesus man, hope that drug doesn't become mandatory in the work place.

    Now that the munkies are work-aholics does that have an impact on their health? Does their heart become a pile of slush after beating crazily?

    Anywho, I pray the FDA kills that drug cause my boss will be the first one the the bandwagon for it.
    The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773

      #3
      sounds like something i should take. i practically invented 'Lazy'
      self proclaimed king of lazy!
      beer!

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      • fumanchu182
        Angantyr The Ruthless
        • Jun 2004
        • 962

        #4
        No your technically not lazy cause you post here, your life does have meaning!
        The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #5
          thanks for the validation.
          beer!

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          • Garrick
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6764

            #6
            helper monkeys rock... i applied for one, but you had to be cripple. :cry:
            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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            • fumanchu182
              Angantyr The Ruthless
              • Jun 2004
              • 962

              #7
              Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

              The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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              • Jibgolly
                Vortexuralizor
                • Jun 2004
                • 20773

                #8
                not sure what that is, but i'll go ahead and laugh. ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja

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                • Jenks
                  I'm kind of a big deal.
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 10250

                  #9
                  I imagine even a "Monkie" could spell "Monkey."

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                  • palmer
                    Retired or Simply Important
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5383

                    #10
                    Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

                    todayistomorrow
                    art direction | design | animation

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                    • mixu
                      Travel Guru Extraordinaire
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1115

                      #11
                      Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

                      I've always wanted a monkey butler... where do I sign?
                      Ask me a question...

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                      • Morgan
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2234

                        #12
                        I?ve always wanted a monkey butler, ever since i was a kid.

                        I?d also tell my boss to fcuk off if he wanted to inject me with some DNA to make me work harder/faster/better. No way i?m lazy, it?s in my genes.
                        "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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                        • tiddles
                          Encryption, Jr.
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6861

                          #13
                          my asshole works hard everyday!

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                          • neoee
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1266

                            #14
                            Now if we could only get some of this stuff for the lazy f*cks I work with. :?
                            "They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security." -Benjamin Franklin

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                            • willietwotooth
                              Fresh Peossy
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

                              beer monkey
                              i wonder if they can cook
                              who needs to get married
                              get a monkey

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