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  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3728

    Hurricane ebonics

    Someone sent this to me in a email so it is not my joke but also a bit funny

    Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about.
    A black congresswoman reputedly complained the names of hurricanes are
    all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names reflect the
    African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.
    She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people
    can understand!


    I can hear it now:
    A Weatherman in Houston says,... Wordup, Muthas!
    Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
    Bitch be a category fo.' So, turn Off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren,
    leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest government office fo yo FREE shit
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
    No Soup for You
  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    #2
    Re: Hurricane ebonics

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    • clintlove
      Hey girl, ya Hungry?
      • Jun 2004
      • 3264

      #3
      Re: Hurricane ebonics


      Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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      • beanzncheez
        Banned
        • Jun 2004
        • 4442

        #4
        Re: Hurricane ebonics

        I was in a town recently, asked for directions, and I kid you not, I couldn't understand the mofo for SHIT.

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        • sakio pod
          SALAD TOSSER
          • Jun 2004
          • 6034

          #5
          Re: Hurricane ebonics

          they're just pissed cause there is a shortage of banana's due to last years hurricanes

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          • beanzncheez
            Banned
            • Jun 2004
            • 4442

            #6
            Re: Hurricane ebonics

            There's a shortage of bananas? Where?

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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              #7
              Re: Hurricane ebonics

              hahahhaahahhahahaha amazing
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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              • chato
                Gold Gabber
                • Jun 2004
                • 815

                #8
                Re: Hurricane ebonics

                sounds as a stupid complain to me...
                ...enjoy every single second

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                • beanzncheez
                  Banned
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4442

                  #9
                  Re: Hurricane ebonics

                  Perrruuuuuuuuu!

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                  • Yao
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8167

                    #10
                    Re: Hurricane ebonics

                    This thread is already hilarious

                    I be spendin' da nexzt 8 weekz with dem roots crew in Africa man, leavin' da 25th of diz month. Should be fun...
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                    • Kobe
                      I wish I had an interesting User title
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2589

                      #11
                      Re: Hurricane ebonics

                      it's funny because it's true
                      Beats are my crack.

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                      • Kamal
                        Administrator
                        • May 2002
                        • 28835

                        #12
                        Re: Hurricane ebonics

                        Originally posted by speciale
                        Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo.' So, turn Off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren,
                        leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest government office fo yo FREE shit
                        www.mjwebhosting.com

                        Jib says:
                        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                        Originally posted by ace_dl
                        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                        • beanzncheez
                          Banned
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 4442

                          #13
                          Re: Hurricane ebonics

                          Anyone hear about that lame ass weather girl that tried to rap the morning report? It was on some morning tv news show. That was horrible.

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                          • anonin
                            Juvenile Delinquent
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2347

                            #14
                            Re: Hurricane ebonics

                            Originally posted by speciale
                            Someone sent this to me in a email so it is not my joke but also a bit funny

                            Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about.
                            A black congresswoman reputedly complained the names of hurricanes are
                            all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names reflect the
                            African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.
                            She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people
                            can understand!

                            i agree

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                            • thesightless
                              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13567

                              #15
                              Re: Hurricane ebonics

                              just name them ..

                              farrakan
                              sharpton
                              r.kelly
                              jackson
                              taylor

                              all destructive forces in thier own, a few responsible already for deaths and worse.
                              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                              download that. deep shit listed there

                              my dick is its own superhero.

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