does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance to rn

[Trinity]

seriously does anyone else feel lost in rnb clubs as well and can relate?
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ok, i never thought id say this but my exposure to rnb clubs in the last 6 months has taught me 2 things..
1) the women are unbelievable and like having some serious fun
2) the women are unbelievable and like having some serious fun

unfortunately, i kinda feel outta place unable to groove to cheesy "ooohhh usher" rnb with the babes(can anyone relate to that?).. really frustrated after trying to hack it the last few months.

So for those in the know, the question is:
HOW DO YOU DANCE TO RNB?

If any of you suggest i take lessons i willl personally come burn your house, we just wanna know enough to get the job done in the club(right guys?) and move things upstairs. share a couple of moves maybe from some of you ghetto fabulous rnb punks? like mj here

[Steve Graham]

Re:: does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance

r n b blows big hairy mountain goats, wouldnt step foot in one of those clubs.

[cneill]

Re:: does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance

I have to agree with unome. However, rnb clubs are good places to pick up sexy women for some meaningless sex jaunts. And such women usually don't care if you can dance. Despite these facts I pretty much stay far away from rnb, but I used to have a girlfriend who loved to go to those places and dance her booty off all night. Basically, most guys in rnb clubs just sorta stand there with a beer in their hand while some unbelievably hot girl grinds all over them. Just move your feet from side to side every now and then and try to have a sort of snarl on your face while drinking your beer. Do this and you'll fit right in. And if there's no girl grinding all over you, just look around and laugh at all the unintentionally funny people there.

[Morgan]

1. Get wasted on Cuba Libres,
2. Bump and gind with some hottie.
3. try to fend off all the unbelievably hot women that flock to you.

i?ve had some very surreal nights at bars that play RnB.

[MJ]

Re:: does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance

R n B does absolutley nothing at all for me so you wouldn`t find me in a club that plays it. As for dancing to it, well, i suggest 10 pint`s of Stella and see what that does for you`re moves, you may not look all that good but i`m damn sure you won`t give a fuck.

[mixu]

Re:: does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance

Just shake your ass

[TheOutsider]

Re:: does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance

r n b blows big hairy mountain goats, wouldnt step foot in one of those clubs.

quite sadly were i live thats all there is.. cheesy rnb clubs -_-

[alterego]

Re:: does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance

I can't dance to RNB, but I can run away from this music!

[Nick]

You can?t dance to RNB not even with 10 pint of Stella in your body.

[GregWhelan]

Unfortunately i cant escape it in Luton.Even in trendy bars they play it,and considering most of our top 40 is crowded with it its hardly surprising.I bloody hate it myself,its a load of crap,but theres no escaping it

[Yao]

Re:: does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance

Open your zipper & hang out your dick. Then swing it round like a cowboy does with his lasso. Shake your ass. Scream YI-HA.



Either you get laid all night long and then some, or they kick you out and you'll break your balls on the kerb.

[xeb]

Re:: does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance

going to clubs where you don't like the music specifically because hot women are there that you want to sleaze on is fucking ghei

[demonAfro]

Re:: does any1 else feel lost in rnb clubs?how do you dance

Big Fish

Little Fish

Cardboard Box....


Works every time.


Or just copy what everyone else is doing and try not to look as stupid as they do.

[Steve Graham]

get there early, get a few drinks, hook up, and fuck off with the bird you picked. that way you can avoid having to dance

[GerryD]

On occasion I attened one of these places. Why you ask well the g/f likes it so.....Anyway the plan usually is go out with a group of people.... Guys stand in corner drinking and let the girls go to the floor and dance...makes everyone happy