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  • KinKyJ
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    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Pitty I don't live in Poland

    Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into 30% proof vodka
    From Poland A.M.


    Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into vodka. According to specialist analysis, the Bracholinskie lake in Wielkopolska is filled with alcohol.


    The concentration of alcohol in the water amounts to 30% in some places. The phenomenon is a result of a technical problem in the nearby vodka production plant. "Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," stated chemist Robert Wilczynski. The news about the free vodka in the lake spread fast and attracted a number of farmers from nearby villages who arrived at the lake to take as much vodka as they can. Meanwhile local women are in despair and have turned to beg god to help save their husbands from the demon drink. "If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake," laments 76 year old Genowefa Licha. (Fakt, p. 10) E.B.
  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

    Or you could just go fishing in that lake for the weekend, dinner and drinks on the house me thinks
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    • speciale
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Dec 2005
      • 3728

      #3
      Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

      ^^^
      Originally posted by Miroslav
      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
      No Soup for You

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      • beanzncheez
        Banned
        • Jun 2004
        • 4442

        #4
        Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

        A whole lot of gonna be going on in that town.

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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18917

          #5
          Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

          ^ why you going there?

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18917

            #6
            Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

            that is just so damn cool mind!

            lake of vodka!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

            demon drink??? more like gift from the gods!!!

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            • asdf_admin
              i use to be important
              • Jun 2004
              • 12798

              #7
              Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

              haha that is sweet. Polska Rules!
              dead, yet alive.

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438

                #8
                Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

                Originally posted by Dhar_2
                ^ why you going there?

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                • beanzncheez
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                  • Jun 2004
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                  #9
                  Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

                  Because the whole town is going there!

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                  • FM
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                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5361

                    #10
                    Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

                    you'd still need to drink a crapload of it to even get buzzed...
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                    • KinKyJ
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #11
                      Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

                      And back on topic...

                      The article is taken from a Polish newspaper site and what strikes me is that they present it like a "fait fivers" by focussing on rednecks slurping from a lake and whining old bats having a drama attack...

                      30% alcohol... I wonder what the effects on the environment are going to be.

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                      • nugroove
                        Getting warmed up
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 93

                        #12
                        Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

                        All we need now is a lake worth of cranberry juice...

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                        • KinKyJ
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13438

                          #13
                          Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

                          ^^^ go sit at the kid's table will ya?

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                          • beanzncheez
                            Banned
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4442

                            #14
                            Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

                            ^ ^ That was a retarded reply. Cranberry & Vods are great in the mornings around 5am.

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                            • KinKyJ
                              Platinum Poser
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13438

                              #15
                              Re: Pitty I don't live in Poland

                              Originally posted by beanzncheez
                              ^ ^ That was a retarded reply. Cranberry & Vods are great in the mornings around 5am.
                              to drown the frustrations of not getting laid again beanz?

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