If beanz was a cartoon character...

[KinKyJ]

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You're probably the only dude that's never heard of Kegels and it has nothing to do with age. That just shows how fucking ignorant you are. I wouldn't expect less though.

Googling...

Originally touted to older women as a remedy for incontinence, Kegels were soon recommended to pregnant women as a way to regain vaginal muscle tone after childbirth.

Oh right... Yeah well, I pick out the talented ones, not the doggies who can do tricks

You obviously don't know at what age the pussy tastes the best either.

You're right, I couldn't say. Pussy has tasted great all my life

[Morgan]

Re: If beanz was a cartoon character...

Anal is the best. If your missus won;t do it find one that will.

[beanzncheez]

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Oh right... Yeah well, I pick out the talented ones, not the doggies who can do tricks

All women are submissive like dogs. That's why they're here. To be trained to serve man.
@ talented ones. That's like saying that women are smart.

[KinKyJ]

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All women are submissive like dogs. That's why they're here. To be trained to serve man.
@ talented ones. That's like saying that women are smart.

Your knowledge of women is a advanced as my knowledge of Hindi... But hell, if you're used to having to pay for sex, I can understand your point of view

[beanzncheez]

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Everyone pays for sex. Have you ever driven to a girl's house? You paid for gas = you had to pay for sex. It's that simple. You spend time with a girl? Time = money. All men pay for sex. It's inevitable.

[KinKyJ]

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I have my own business and I'm setting up operations in Macedonia... So it's all tax deductable...

And please, don't compare yourself to men... It's just rediciulous (fuck I'm drunk)

[beanzncheez]

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I wasn't comparing myself to anyone or anything. Read again, asshat.

[KinKyJ]

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^^^

All men pay for sex. It's inevitable.

You're completely right man, it completely slipped my mind that you're not getting laid, my bad my bad

[beanzncheez]

Re: If beanz was a cartoon character...

You keep bringing up this point about me not getting laid but you keep skirting away from the true issue at hand. You're fucking a dude. A fucking ugly dude. Look at him. He has a fucking honker and a 'stache. You'd think he was from France with them shoulders.

[ddr]

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lol this thread is hilarious. i can read this shit all day long

[beanzncheez]

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Of course, you can, silly bwoy. You be in Eugene.

[AntonyM]

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Beanz has spoken

[beanzncheez]

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^ ^ One more post, sweetie.

[KinKyJ]

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You keep bringing up this point about me not getting laid but you keep skirting away from the true issue at hand. You're fucking a dude. A fucking ugly dude.

1. At least I'm fucking someone else than myself, wanky
2. I'm not skirting away from what you have to say about Erzina, I just care about watching paint dry a lot more than your opinion on her.

Look at him. He has a fucking honker and a 'stache. You'd think he was from France with them shoulders.

1. You mean honkerS. Yeap she does. Damn big and firm ones too. When she's on top of me, I always get the impression Germany is attacking us again with their Hindenburgs like back in 1914
2. Moustache? Clean the semen off your screen beaner, it's probably that what you're seeing
3. Care to elaborate on that France - shoulders thing? Don't really see the link.

[sammwalk]

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please keep fighting
i love it