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Moved onto the Uni campus, which is supposed to be a really nice and clean and upshot place. I got a room in one of the student dorms, which is spacious, has electricity, communal showers (nice, being the only milky white ass in the showers, not to mention the obvious jokes about my wiener), toilets without toilet seats, a smelly pillow and...
COCKROACHES
Like, big ones. As soon as the light goes out it's a fucking warzone under my bed and behind my closet...they run, they make noise, prolly have their own Roach Africa Cup tournament with the roaches from the other floors (I'm on 2nd floor) under my bed and really party it out after they've won their games. They fight with the lizard on the closet (he wins, nhyihahahahaha!!! I've already found some roach casualties that were maimed), and I heard that next week they will open Yao's Bar.
Anyway, I kicked most of them out last night, and thank god they have no intentions of checking out me or my bed. Snakes, fine...Lions, okay....Spiders...doable, millipedes...funny!. Cockroaches: Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home. Not to mention the bullfrogs that make one hell of a noise in the night, you wouldn't believe it unless you've been kept awake by them. But then again, maybe Europe is just plain boring when it comes to the local fauna
Oh, and as I told Alex and Noah: the women here have twice the hair on their legs that I have...Go figure. I'm tossing away my condoms.....
Yao
Moved onto the Uni campus, which is supposed to be a really nice and clean and upshot place. I got a room in one of the student dorms, which is spacious, has electricity, communal showers (nice, being the only milky white ass in the showers, not to mention the obvious jokes about my wiener), toilets without toilet seats, a smelly pillow and...
COCKROACHES
Like, big ones. As soon as the light goes out it's a fucking warzone under my bed and behind my closet...they run, they make noise, prolly have their own Roach Africa Cup tournament with the roaches from the other floors (I'm on 2nd floor) under my bed and really party it out after they've won their games. They fight with the lizard on the closet (he wins, nhyihahahahaha!!! I've already found some roach casualties that were maimed), and I heard that next week they will open Yao's Bar.
Anyway, I kicked most of them out last night, and thank god they have no intentions of checking out me or my bed. Snakes, fine...Lions, okay....Spiders...doable, millipedes...funny!. Cockroaches: Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home. Not to mention the bullfrogs that make one hell of a noise in the night, you wouldn't believe it unless you've been kept awake by them. But then again, maybe Europe is just plain boring when it comes to the local fauna
Oh, and as I told Alex and Noah: the women here have twice the hair on their legs that I have...Go figure. I'm tossing away my condoms.....
Yao
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