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Best Of Craigslist
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"Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers
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"I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan
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Also, http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/142248974.html
"When it was necessary to get on all fours to do the “taint” part of the wax, you applied the wax so delicately to my bunghole, then asked, in what I assumed were two of the only five English words you know, “Too hot?” I responded yes, it was too hot. And without hesitation, you blew on it to cool the hot wax. YOU BLEW ON MY BUNGHOLE, Vietnamese Waxer Lady. Do you know how special that is? Nobody blows on the bung. Nobody."
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To the person/slut who disposed of their DILDO in my yard:dead, yet alive.Comment
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