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  • groffhibbitz
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 632

    how long has it been since you've been laid?

    bonus points if you have a good story why..

    whoever has the longest time wins the thread!

    shortest time gets an honorable mention.

    sorry virgins, you have to have been laid once!!

    I'll start things off:

    Never - I'm a virgin and your all GOING TO HELL@!!!!

    ok just kidding..

    me: more than a year (can't remember the last time exactly, but about 1 year!!)
  • FM
    Wooooooo!
    • Jun 2004
    • 5361

    #2
    Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

    uh-oh...I think I might win this thread

    (I shall refrain until I hear more replies)
    FM

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    • AntonyM
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Oct 2004
      • 6415

      #3
      Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

      Last night

      Cuz I'm a...........
      sex
      machine

      Originally posted by Shpira
      So came back last night...
      Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

      All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
      Originally posted by Illuminate
      Let me get this straight.

      So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

      1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
      2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
      3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
      4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

      Am I close here?

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      • anonin
        Juvenile Delinquent
        • Oct 2005
        • 2347

        #4
        Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

        3 days, but that was the first time in a minute, im hoping this week ill get lucky again.

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        • cyrus32
          Gold Gabber
          • Jul 2004
          • 510

          #5
          Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

          a couple of hours ago
          Edited - Bossy to racey for work

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          • Caley Martin
            MCast Resident DJ
            • Oct 2004
            • 2636

            #6
            Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

            tomorrow
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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18917

              #7
              Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

              last night!!!

              I had fun!!!

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438

                #8
                Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                Originally posted by Dhar_2
                last night!!!

                I had fun!!!
                So did you right hand

                As for me: 2 months ago. Next month I'm flying over to Macedonia and I'm not coming back until I'm pissing blood, yeeehaaaaaa!

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                • Corven
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4080

                  #9
                  Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                  the blood bank better be nearby
                  I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                  • Mr.Big
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 1390

                    #10
                    Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                    its been 3 and a half months which is long for me, dont mean to sound like and asshole when i say that but its true. The last bird i screwed was my Ex-bird who went to Oz. Ive had 2 other ladies in bed with me since then but one wouldnt put out and the other i was too wasted todo anything
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                    Pimps up Hoes down.

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                    • XO1
                      Gold Gabber
                      • May 2006
                      • 576

                      #11
                      Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                      Well, I get laid on a regular basis now, since i've been seeing this chick i met a few months back. Including last night(monday). But I had hit a slump a couple years back...i hadn't got laid in 6 months. Haha, poor Palm sisters got a beating during that period! This is funny, My mom's younger, well quite younger friend broke that slump. My mom wasn't too pleased when she found out. Her ex-husband wasn't either. Ahhh shit, good times...
                      "You have nothing unless you have someone to share it with." - Matthew L.

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                      • algy
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 504

                        #12
                        Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                        Does this include "Self Service"?
                        =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
                        "Too much love making, makes for poor match play." - Algy

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                        • Huggie Smiles
                          Anyone have Styx livesets?
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 11835

                          #13
                          Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                          I'm just zipping up right now!
                          ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                            ^^^ finally founbd another boobie thread?

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                            • Yao
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8167

                              #15
                              Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                              about 2.5 weeks...last weekend before I left for Ghana

                              Getting enough chances here, but i'm still afraid of contracting something that will make my willy shrink to the size of a prune....
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