how long has it been since you've been laid?

**feather** · July 11, 2006, 10:03:26 AM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

I'm feeling crippled from Sunday night

**XO1** · July 11, 2006, 10:34:06 AM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

Originally posted by groffhibbitz

bonus points if you have a good story why..

whoever has the longest time wins the thread!

shortest time gets an honorable mention.

sorry virgins, you have to have been laid once!!

I'll start things off:

Never - I'm a virgin and your all GOING TO HELL@!!!!

ok just kidding..

me: more than a year (can't remember the last time exactly, but about 1 year!!)

By the way... i feel sorry for ya

**asdf_admin** · July 11, 2006, 11:13:47 AM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

laid? i make love ... so i guess i am out.

**XO1** · July 11, 2006, 11:19:58 AM

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Ahhhh...how sweet...haha

Just kidding, I know what you mean. Been there before.

**toasty** · July 11, 2006, 12:51:05 PM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

What time is it now?

**thesightless** · July 11, 2006, 12:54:35 PM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

two weeks. i blame john lisle, mike poto, UFC and the world cup for last weekend.

**Kobe** · July 11, 2006, 12:57:13 PM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

5pm yesterday, and started up again late last night, but um... it was high tide in the red sea

I recently came off a loooong hiatus so I know what you guys are going through, hang in there!!

**thesightless** · July 11, 2006, 12:59:08 PM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

in the butt. tell her to relax

**Kobe** · July 11, 2006, 01:01:46 PM

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I'm working on it, but it has been a very tough sell.

**KinKyJ** · July 11, 2006, 01:04:40 PM

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It's just the way you present it Kobe. For instance:
- Baby, did you know that semen is good for your teeth?
- No I didn't, how's that?
- Well, if you don't swallow, I'll knock them out

But for the backseat ride, go see doctor beanz

**Kobe** · July 11, 2006, 01:28:49 PM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

I would but this is my girlfriend, not my daughter!

**KinKyJ** · July 11, 2006, 02:11:07 PM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

Close your eyes and think of your daughter then

**thesightless** · July 11, 2006, 02:29:20 PM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

Originally posted by anonin

3 days, but that was the first time in a minute, im hoping this week ill get lucky again.

sure ya did.

**groffhibbitz** · July 11, 2006, 02:33:53 PM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

X01, you continue to impress me. Major bonus points for mom's friend!!

damn seems I'm in second place for now...

Well, I dated a girl for 8 months but she never put out, it was a very long 8 months....

Oh, then the time I thought I had got AIDS, that wasn't fun... So really the last time properly was oh so long ago, in Feb of 05.

**Kobe** · July 11, 2006, 03:08:20 PM

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

Oh dear. 3 dates or that's it my friend!!

how long has it been since you've been laid?

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