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  • Kinetic
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2227

    #61
    Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

    Originally posted by Kobe
    You know that sound the phone makes when it's been off the hook for too long?
    Naw, she took it all with in her stride, she just told me "well, it?s up to you to make a move and prove her wrong".
    "I play music at people" - Surgeon

    http://soundcloud.com/kineticdj
    http://djkinetic.official.fm

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    • karaquazian
      Addiction started
      • Feb 2006
      • 302

      #62
      Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

      about 20 minutes ago

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      • clintlove
        Hey girl, ya Hungry?
        • Jun 2004
        • 3264

        #63
        Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

        Earlier this week.
        Last edited by clintlove; June 5, 2007, 01:01:42 PM.

        Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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        • lilsensa
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6675

          #64
          Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

          when i was in high school...me and the girl used to knock one out in her parents hot tub regularly...that is, until her father asked her what the hell was sticking to the filter hahahaha he knew that i was bangin his daughter in his hot tub...that guy hated me, but the mom loved me, go figure
          RIP ~ Steve James







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          • clintlove
            Hey girl, ya Hungry?
            • Jun 2004
            • 3264

            #65
            Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

            ^^^ ^^^ That's great.

            Exactly why I wouldn't want to have a daughter.

            Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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            • groffhibbitz
              Gold Gabber
              • Jun 2004
              • 632

              #66
              Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

              yea, when I was in high school, I was 18, and my gf was 15. Man I felt sorry for her dad.. hahahaha. If I ever have a daughter I'm going to end up in jail for murdering any dude who tries that shit!

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              • Kobe
                I wish I had an interesting User title
                • Jun 2004
                • 2589

                #67
                Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                Originally posted by clintlove
                Earlier this week by a big perky tittied bartender in a swimming pool for about 3 hours. Then I busted a nut in the hottub. It floats!
                ...and THIS is why I do not go in hot tubs
                Beats are my crack.

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                • DreamGirlie
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2137

                  #68
                  Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                  last night
                  "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                  • asdf_admin
                    i use to be important
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 12798

                    #69
                    Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                    ^^^ LIAR!~
                    dead, yet alive.

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                    • DreamGirlie
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2137

                      #70
                      Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                      Dont hate!
                      "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                      • asdf_admin
                        i use to be important
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12798

                        #71
                        Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                        hahahahaha, you crazy!
                        dead, yet alive.

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                        • KinKyJ
                          Platinum Poser
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13438

                          #72
                          Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                          Originally posted by groffhibbitz
                          yea, when I was in high school, I was 18, and my gf was 15. Man I felt sorry for her dad.. hahahaha. If I ever have a daughter I'm going to end up in jail for murdering any dude who tries that shit!
                          Banging a 15 yr old when you're 18 will get you jailed too

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #73
                            Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                            Originally posted by clintlove
                            And the infectuous Krazy Kelly cheated on her boyfriend yet again last night. Let's just say I have a protein deficiency today.
                            3 days later... go see the doctor

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                            • XO1
                              Gold Gabber
                              • May 2006
                              • 576

                              #74
                              Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                              Originally posted by KinKyJ
                              Banging a 15 yr old when you're 18 will get you jailed too
                              Not in Canada. Age of consent is only 14 which is way to low in my opinion. Bare minimum should be 16 no matter what. That makes me think about something...Anybody hear about the new political party composed of pedophiles in the Netherlands?? The mission is to lower age of consent to 12 years of age. Fucking disgusting. And to think the parliament actually gave them the right to form this party. What were they thinking?
                              "You have nothing unless you have someone to share it with." - Matthew L.

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                              • KinKyJ
                                Platinum Poser
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 13438

                                #75
                                Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                                ^^^ it's Holland dude, they don't think

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