how long has it been since you've been laid?

[Bryanw24]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

[shosh]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

if there's grass on the field, play ball. if there's no grass, turn her over and play in the mud.

[KinKyJ]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

if there's grass on the field, play ball. if there's not grass, turn her over and play in the mud.

[shoimen]

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This morning....and likely on my lunch break. Giggity Giggity!!

[groffhibbitz]

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Banging a 15 yr old when you're 18 will get you jailed too

it's okay wasn't banging her...

also, that does sound bad, doesn't it??

Come to think of it, she was 16 when I was 18, when we met she was 15 and I was 17 (two years ahead of her in HS)..

[djguillermo]

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I?m one of those who only like to holding hands.

[GLD]

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Saturday evening, damn that's long ago

[beanzncheez]

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Banging a 15 yr old when you're 18 will get you jailed too

That's not true in every state over here.

[Yao]

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Not in Canada. Age of consent is only 14 which is way to low in my opinion. Bare minimum should be 16 no matter what. That makes me think about something...Anybody hear about the new political party composed of pedophiles in the Netherlands?? The mission is to lower age of consent to 12 years of age. Fucking disgusting. And to think the parliament actually gave them the right to form this party. What were they thinking?

They're lowlifes that deserve mandatory permanent castration. Have posten about this in another post, but can;t find it now - basically their programme is designed to eventually legalize child porn, can you believe the nerve? Good thing they're receiving threats from all over the country, I hope some daddy who lost his kid to one of them pervs shoots the party leader in the head.

I cannot believe that this still goes under freedom of speach, since the party programme clearly advocates policies that are harmful to a large group of the Dutch population....

Found it:

Sickening shit IMO, and I mosty agree with Xessex - all the proposed changes are solely in the interest of those sick fucks that wish to create a legal opportunity to stick their dicks in kids under 16.

Checking their website now, and their use of the word 'diversity' is a rape of it's meaning. This means anything out of the social middle should be acceptable, even characteristics that are extremely dangerous to groups or individuals in our society: until now we've had law to protect us from those extremes, but now they're actually convening to stretch that law and in that sense expose the public to their presence.

Typical:

We recently acquired a show on Mercurysessions with the name 'Sapere Aude', (-Horatio) which means 'think for yourself', but I just saw it is the motto of that political party as well. To avoid any connection I'd like the show hosts to consider changing the show title, unless people here really don't have a problem with it. But the banner colour and the name remind me of those bastards a little too much to be honest...



A few points concerning their sexuality agenda:

9.2 Jongeren mogen vanaf twaalf jaar seksuele contacten aangaan.
Jongeren mogen sinds 2002 seksuele contacten aangaan vanaf zestien jaar. Vóór 2002 mochten zij dit onder voorwaarden vanaf twaalf jaar. Jongeren laten zich niet beschermen als ze dat niet willen: jongeren geven aan dat ze zelf willen kunnen bepalen met wie ze seksuele contacten aangaan. De NVD wil op den duur deze leeftijdsgrens helemaal afschaffen. De reden hiervoor is dat alleen misbruik, zoals afgedwongen contacten, moet worden bestraft. Bij afhankelijkheidsrelaties, bijvoorbeeld tussen docent en leerling en bij incest, zal voorlopig een leeftijdsgrens van zestien jaar gaan gelden.

Dangerous: sexual contact is legal from the age of 12, but only if it is consensual. Dependency or forced sexual relations are still forbidden. The problem here is not the age, but that most paedophiles claim that a sexual relationship was consensual! That is always their prime argument, and if this kind of legislation takes effect it will greatly hamper any legal charges made against a child assailant – the law is not protecting the child by default anymore, now it’s up to the plaintiff to prove it wasn’t consensual as it is for the accused to prove that it was. In the long run, the political party wants to get rid of this age limit completely….now how the hell is a 3-yr old kid supposed to consciously engage in any sexual activity huh? Combine this wit article 9.5 and 9.8 and you’ve got the recipe for uncontrolled child abuse.

9.5 Vanaf zestien jaar mag men in een pornoproductie verschijnen.
De NVD wil op den duur dat jongeren vanaf het moment dat zij seksuele contacten mogen aangaan, ook in een pornoproductie mogen verschijnen als zij dit graag willen.

From the age of 16 one can appear in a porn-production. But what rest of the article says is: people should be allowed to appear in porn productions as soon they are legally permitted to engage in sexual activity!! Think of this when realizing they want to lower that limit to 12 yrs and want to scrap it completely in the long run….

9.7 Iedereen mag buiten naakt rondlopen.
Er zijn geen gegronde redenen om dit niet toe te staan. Wegens de hygiëne moeten naaktlopers wel een handdoek gebruiken als zij gaan zitten op openbare zitplaatsen in bijvoorbeeld parken of op stations.

Walking around naked in public should be legal.

Nope. Some people are just too damn ugly for that, not to mention that this will simply legalize exhibitionism from people that enjoy showing their genitals to unsuspecting bystanders. Keep that stuff to yourself please, and if you do show your willy to me be prepared to take one in the crotch. I call it a violation of my personal integrity if I’m forced to see stuff like that.

9.8 Privé-bezit van kinderpornografie wordt toegestaan.
Tot 1998 was dit in Nederland het geval. De meeste politici wilden geen heksenjacht ontketenen. Hiervan is nu duidelijk wel sprake en dit levert niets op. Een verbod op bezit van kinderporno is censuur. Tevens ontstaan er allerlei illegale, oncontroleerbare circuits door. Geld verdienen door (ruil)handel blijft voorlopig wel strafbaar. Zie ook punt 9.5.

SAY WHAT?? Private child porn collections should be legal??

I don’t think so – for the production of those video’s numerous children’s lives have been ruined forever, just so you Mr. Pedophile van have your 5 minutes of enjoyment. Fuck you. If you want to give your (probably very small) willy a quick tug, use your imagination or adult porn, porn that doesn’t destroy lives and scar kids for life. To me this proposal is equal to encouraging child abuse/molestation/exploitation. This alone should get any member of that political party in jail.

9.10 Seksuele contacten met dieren blijven legaal.
Seksuele mishandeling van dieren blijft strafbaar.

Sexual contact with animals will remain legal. Abuse will remain illegal. Sure. Go get assraped by a horse, I hope it rips up your intestines real bad. Have fun shitting blood.



Points 9.2, 9.5 and 9.8 together form a framework that will, if implemented, lead to legalization of child porn. These motherf__kers should be in jail IMO, nothing less. Especially the sick minds that have spent hours or days formulating this sickening programme.

[KinKyJ]

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^^^ if I were in Ghana I'd do something else than post books about exhibitionism, kiddie porn and animal sex. Guess the women overthere aren't one of the touristic plus points eh?

[Bryanw24]

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Came home from work yesterday with dinner on the table and my girl naked bent over the bar stool waiting for me to walk in the door. Nice way to end your shitty ass work day.

[KinKyJ]

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Came home from work yesterday with dinner on the table and my girl naked bent over the bar stool waiting for me to walk in the door. Nice way to end your shitty ass work day.

And that's when the alarm clock went off and you realised your shitty ass work day still had to begin?

[Bryanw24]

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naaa today is a good day. I have a vip party at the doll house tonight with open bar. sorry kinky but I get laid more than once every 3 months.

[KinKyJ]

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naaa today is a good day. I have a vip party at the doll house tonight with open bar. sorry kinky but I get laid more than once every 3 months.

Ouch, that was spot on Bryan

Ah well, at least it comforts me a little that I can blame it on the fact that having sex isn't obvious when you live 2.500km (1.553 miles) from your girlfriend.

Speaking of which: I'm flying over again in 2 weeks, yeeeeehaaaaaa!

[Bryanw24]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

I bet some of those pictures you have of her have all kinds of sticky shit on them huh?


Have fun and for you, you better hope its not that time of the month for her.