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groffhibbitz

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how long has it been since you've been laid?

July 11, 2006, 02:18:45 AM

bonus points if you have a good story why..

whoever has the longest time wins the thread!

shortest time gets an honorable mention.

sorry virgins, you have to have been laid once!!

I'll start things off:

Never - I'm a virgin and your all GOING TO HELL@!!!!

ok just kidding..

me: more than a year (can't remember the last time exactly, but about 1 year!!)
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July 11, 2006, 02:28:17 AM

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uh-oh...I think I might win this thread

(I shall refrain until I hear more replies)

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AntonyM

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July 11, 2006, 02:33:38 AM

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Last night

Cuz I'm a...........
sex
machine

Originally posted by Shpira

So came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon

Originally posted by Illuminate

Let me get this straight.

So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

Am I close here?
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July 11, 2006, 02:37:40 AM

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3 days, but that was the first time in a minute, im hoping this week ill get lucky again.
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July 11, 2006, 02:39:17 AM

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a couple of hours ago

Edited - Bossy to racey for work
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July 11, 2006, 02:50:18 AM

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tomorrow

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Dhar_2

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July 11, 2006, 04:18:46 AM

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last night!!!

I had fun!!!
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July 11, 2006, 04:58:25 AM

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Originally posted by Dhar_2

last night!!!

I had fun!!!

So did you right hand

As for me: 2 months ago. Next month I'm flying over to Macedonia and I'm not coming back until I'm pissing blood, yeeehaaaaaa!
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July 11, 2006, 05:02:13 AM

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the blood bank better be nearby

I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.
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July 11, 2006, 07:05:25 AM

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its been 3 and a half months which is long for me, dont mean to sound like and asshole when i say that but its true. The last bird i screwed was my Ex-bird who went to Oz. Ive had 2 other ladies in bed with me since then but one wouldnt put out and the other i was too wasted todo anything

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July 11, 2006, 07:41:21 AM

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Well, I get laid on a regular basis now, since i've been seeing this chick i met a few months back. Including last night(monday). But I had hit a slump a couple years back...i hadn't got laid in 6 months. Haha, poor Palm sisters got a beating during that period! This is funny, My mom's younger, well quite younger friend broke that slump. My mom wasn't too pleased when she found out. Her ex-husband wasn't either. Ahhh shit, good times...

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July 11, 2006, 08:29:16 AM

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Does this include "Self Service"?

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July 11, 2006, 09:03:31 AM

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I'm just zipping up right now!

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July 11, 2006, 09:41:15 AM

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^^^ finally founbd another boobie thread?
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July 11, 2006, 09:46:56 AM

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about 2.5 weeks...last weekend before I left for Ghana

Getting enough chances here, but i'm still afraid of contracting something that will make my willy shrink to the size of a prune....

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