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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895
    #16
    Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

    I'm feeling crippled from Sunday night

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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      • XO1
        Gold Gabber
        • May 2006
        • 576
        #17
        Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

        Originally posted by groffhibbitz
        bonus points if you have a good story why..

        whoever has the longest time wins the thread!

        shortest time gets an honorable mention.

        sorry virgins, you have to have been laid once!!

        I'll start things off:

        Never - I'm a virgin and your all GOING TO HELL@!!!!

        ok just kidding..

        me: more than a year (can't remember the last time exactly, but about 1 year!!)
        By the way... i feel sorry for ya
        "You have nothing unless you have someone to share it with." - Matthew L.

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          • asdf_admin
            i use to be important
            • Jun 2004
            • 12798
            #18
            Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

            laid? i make love ... so i guess i am out.
            dead, yet alive.

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              • XO1
                Gold Gabber
                • May 2006
                • 576
                #19
                Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                Ahhhh...how sweet...haha

                Just kidding, I know what you mean. Been there before.
                "You have nothing unless you have someone to share it with." - Matthew L.

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                  • toasty
                    Sir Toastiness
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6585
                    #20
                    Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                    What time is it now?

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                      • thesightless
                        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13567
                        #21
                        Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                        two weeks. i blame john lisle, mike poto, UFC and the world cup for last weekend.
                        your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                        Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                        download that. deep shit listed there

                        my dick is its own superhero.

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                          • Kobe
                            I wish I had an interesting User title
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2589
                            #22
                            Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                            5pm yesterday, and started up again late last night, but um... it was high tide in the red sea

                            I recently came off a loooong hiatus so I know what you guys are going through, hang in there!!
                            Beats are my crack.

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                              • thesightless
                                Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 13567
                                #23
                                Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                                in the butt. tell her to relax
                                your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                                Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                                download that. deep shit listed there

                                my dick is its own superhero.

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                                  • Kobe
                                    I wish I had an interesting User title
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 2589
                                    #24
                                    Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                                    I'm working on it, but it has been a very tough sell.
                                    Beats are my crack.

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                                      • KinKyJ
                                        Platinum Poser
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 13438
                                        #25
                                        Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                                        It's just the way you present it Kobe. For instance:
                                        - Baby, did you know that semen is good for your teeth?
                                        - No I didn't, how's that?
                                        - Well, if you don't swallow, I'll knock them out

                                        But for the backseat ride, go see doctor beanz

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                                          • Kobe
                                            I wish I had an interesting User title
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 2589
                                            #26
                                            Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                                            I would but this is my girlfriend, not my daughter!
                                            Beats are my crack.

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                                              • KinKyJ
                                                Platinum Poser
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 13438
                                                #27
                                                Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                                                Close your eyes and think of your daughter then

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                                                  • thesightless
                                                    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 13567
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                                                    Originally posted by anonin
                                                    3 days, but that was the first time in a minute, im hoping this week ill get lucky again.
                                                    sure ya did.

                                                    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                                                    Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                                                    download that. deep shit listed there

                                                    my dick is its own superhero.

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                                                      • groffhibbitz
                                                        Gold Gabber
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 632
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                                                        X01, you continue to impress me. Major bonus points for mom's friend!!


                                                        damn seems I'm in second place for now...

                                                        Well, I dated a girl for 8 months but she never put out, it was a very long 8 months....


                                                        Oh, then the time I thought I had got AIDS, that wasn't fun... So really the last time properly was oh so long ago, in Feb of 05.

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                                                          • Kobe
                                                            I wish I had an interesting User title
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 2589
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

                                                            Oh dear. 3 dates or that's it my friend!!
                                                            Beats are my crack.

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