HEY DJ, FUCK YOU!

[esef]

Anyone Can Rock the Party

You know that thing called DJing? Playing records in bars or at stupid art openings for money? Guess what DJing is? The biggest fucking bullshit con of all time! People who get over as DJs are making the easiest money ever, because they've convinced every PR person and club owner in the world that they're doing something only a few natural-born geniuses can do. It's laughable. A 70-year-old blind Ethiopian leper with 10 broken fingers can "spin" just as well as any B-list celebrity at any instore party for some gay snowboarding jeans company. I promise.

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[xeb]

CUEING: This is where you enact the flow thing I just told you about. You have two sides, right and left. When something's playing on the right, think of a song that would sound good after it. Cue that song up on the left by pressing the same buttons on a CD player that you've pressed 1,000 times before (or putting a needle down in the appropriate groove on a record). When the song on the right side is about to end, slide the little thingy in the box between the decks to the left. When you're a little less than halfway over, press "play" on the CD or "start" on the turntable. Congratulations, you're DJing. Can I get a "That was easy"?

[deeprogressions]

Obviously a person of great intelligence with massive amounts of respect for the music. Nice to see that she has everything figured out so easily, why coudn't I think of that.

[hypoluxxa]

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What a tool!!!

"Yeah, just steal... I mean download all the music"

[Yao]

Rite MR. DJ-God...I will humly place my decks in the trashcan with my records and start doing someting that is requires some REAL skill...like irritating little kids out on the street and cutting off sweet old ladies on their motorscooters.

[skahound]

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So the biggest con of all time ISN'T current pop music? Here's a list of "Bullshit Artists":

Backstreet Boys
O-Town
N*Sync
Britney Spears
Nickelback
98Degrees
Blink182
American HiFi

the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and........

[fumanchu182]

I hope she gets a cock rammed down her throat.

[rewing3]

If it is so easy then why she not some world famous dj.

[pretence]

If you look under the article and see the number of disgruntled comments, says it all...

[dmach166]

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start fucking spinning and tell me how long it takes you to make a flawless mix

[peloquin]

Re:: HEY DJ, FUCK YOU!

funny stuff.. pretty stupid

i think this reply on the page about sums it up

Author: eat a dick

ohhh no.

if we are dumb goyim you a fat bald cock.

eat a dick rick james bitch

:ROFLMAO:

[esef]

i think this article needs to be taken with a grain of salt... keep in mind it's from Vice magazine people... :wink:
enjoy it and have a hearty laugh!

[Hos]

so, so old

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