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blatantly stolen from another board, fukin hillarious:
Hey first time poster, long time reader here. Me and my girlfriend of 4 months were out walking in a park the other day and something went seriously wrong.
My gf is a real prude but I enjoy being with her because we share similar interests... and I have no other friends. I always try to get her to try something "new" when we make out but she always pulls my hand away and in an annoying voice says, "NO!!!!" When I try to talk to her about it, she just changes the subject. Maybe she's one of those religious freaks.
Anyway, yesterday we were in a park, in a secluded area, having a picnic, just the two of us. It was a great, sunny day with cool breeze. We were both in a great mood. She was kind of flirty all day and appeared to be sending signals, or so I thought. Were sat down and unpacking the food. She prepared hotdogs. As I took one out of the tin foil, she smiles, leans over and kisses me on the neck. Then she, while still leaning towards me, closes her eyes and and says "feed it to me."
"OMG FINALLY! WOW!" i thought. I quickly jumped up and pulled down my shorts. There she was, on her knees just inches away from my boner, with her mouth open. I took her by her jaw with one hand and with the other, inserted my dick in her mouth. At that point mumbled something and opened her eyes, seeing me standing there. She pushed me away, quickly got up and ran, shrieking.
I felt so embarassed. I clearly misinterpreted the signals. I still want to be with her and somehow work it out. Anyone have any ideas on how I could get back with her? I tried calling her but her dad always says she's busy. I've tried talking to her friends to find out about her but they just give me dirty looks. I'm so frustrated... someone please help!
My gf is a real prude but I enjoy being with her because we share similar interests... and I have no other friends. I always try to get her to try something "new" when we make out but she always pulls my hand away and in an annoying voice says, "NO!!!!" When I try to talk to her about it, she just changes the subject. Maybe she's one of those religious freaks.
Anyway, yesterday we were in a park, in a secluded area, having a picnic, just the two of us. It was a great, sunny day with cool breeze. We were both in a great mood. She was kind of flirty all day and appeared to be sending signals, or so I thought. Were sat down and unpacking the food. She prepared hotdogs. As I took one out of the tin foil, she smiles, leans over and kisses me on the neck. Then she, while still leaning towards me, closes her eyes and and says "feed it to me."
"OMG FINALLY! WOW!" i thought. I quickly jumped up and pulled down my shorts. There she was, on her knees just inches away from my boner, with her mouth open. I took her by her jaw with one hand and with the other, inserted my dick in her mouth. At that point mumbled something and opened her eyes, seeing me standing there. She pushed me away, quickly got up and ran, shrieking.
I felt so embarassed. I clearly misinterpreted the signals. I still want to be with her and somehow work it out. Anyone have any ideas on how I could get back with her? I tried calling her but her dad always says she's busy. I've tried talking to her friends to find out about her but they just give me dirty looks. I'm so frustrated... someone please help!
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