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Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a
club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and
freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area weren`t working, and
the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat
sifting through a dustbin.
Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the
driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into
his road.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape
more clearly....
It was a coffin.
Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and
started walking briskly home.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
faster.........
BUMP........BUMP.......
BUMP........BUMP.......
BUMP........BUMP........
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but
he heard the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin
was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled
out his keys,
His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside
slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room,
and slumped into his comfy chair.
Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way
through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off
the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as
it continued its chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs
could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the
door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and
launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the
bathroom door flew off its hinges.....
The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the
young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his
bathroom cabinet......
He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the
coffin.......
still it came ........
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .
still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......
still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........
The coffin stopped.
:whistle: taxi for coke eyes.
club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and
freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area weren`t working, and
the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat
sifting through a dustbin.
Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the
driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into
his road.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape
more clearly....
It was a coffin.
Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and
started walking briskly home.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
faster.........
BUMP........BUMP.......
BUMP........BUMP.......
BUMP........BUMP........
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but
he heard the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin
was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled
out his keys,
His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside
slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room,
and slumped into his comfy chair.
Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way
through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off
the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as
it continued its chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs
could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the
door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and
launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the
bathroom door flew off its hinges.....
The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the
young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his
bathroom cabinet......
He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the
coffin.......
still it came ........
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .
still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......
still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........
The coffin stopped.
:whistle: taxi for coke eyes.
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