The coffin

[cowardly dj]

The coffin stopped.

oooooh... ok

It's such a bad joke that it made me giggle a little bit when I got it...

That's it? Just a giggle? Crap man it made me pee my pants, my neighbors pants and on the dog I laughed so hard.................................SIKE

Ummmmm........ did I just say sike? :? Must be the crack that jibgolly gave me for a taste test.

OK Jibgolly I will take a pound of that crack it is good stuff :P I highly recomend it to all the ms members

[Jibgolly]

dont be madd that i'm yo baby' daddie!!

[BeatMonkey]

Nice joke, MJ. Huge let-down for a lot of buildup though. Reminds me of the time when my dad and I were at the gas station, and we saw this lady having trouble pumping her gas. After a few different nozzle configurations, she was finally able to fill her tank, only to spill a bunch of gas on her sleeve as she pulled the nozzle out of the car! Filling up our tank shortly after the woman, we were also close behind her on the near-by interstate, where we saw her proceed to light up a cigarette... low and behold she lights her arm on fire! The obvious genious she is, she starts waving her arm out the window in an attempt to put out the flames, only to make them bigger. Fortunately there was a police officer near-by who pulled her over, followed shortly by my dad and I (he was an emt), in case they needed assistance. After getting out of the car, we see the police officer writing a citation instead of lending aid to the flaming woman... What possible reason for citation might there be, you may ask? ... On the ticket the cop had written: "Waving a Firearm in Public." *rimshot*

[cowardly dj]

Beatmonkey......... there is absolutely nothing I can say to that.

[BeatMonkey]

Just another bad joke with a long buildup. Can you believe that's the short version?

[cowardly dj]

I believe, I believe

[beto]

That's it? Just a giggle? Crap man it made me pee my pants, my neighbors pants and on the dog I laughed so hard.................................SIKE

you sure it was the joke? you're never too young for prostate problems

[cowardly dj]

That's it? Just a giggle? Crap man it made me pee my pants, my neighbors pants and on the dog I laughed so hard.................................SIKE

you sure it was the joke? you're never too young for prostate problems

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, tell no one

[Neo]

It was better than MJ.

[scott carrelli]

Reminds me of the sketch on Conan O Brien "Frankenstein
wastes a minute of our time"

[bluntguy]

Re:: The coffin

That was long

[Garrick]

can i have my 2 minutes back?

[MJ]

^ lol