Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

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  • beanzncheez
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4442

    #16
    Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

    I knew this girl that used to write her name on the wall with pee. Just give her a straw and watch her go.

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    • shan
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 1187

      #17
      Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

      fckin scumers thats just wrong

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      • Mr.Big
        Platinum Poster
        • Nov 2004
        • 1390

        #18
        Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

        Originally posted by NastyD
        You've dumped on the street!!!! OMFG. I've been drunk before - I mean really drunk but it's never occured to me to drop my pants and suffocate the ants.
        yes ok i admit it was bad when i shit after anight out but id never do it on someones door.. at least i hid myself but again i was so bloody drunk that night. It was nasty cause i went home afterwork and had to clean the shit off the steps with my roomie.. grr
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        • shan
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1187

          #19
          Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

          what goes around comes around springs to mind

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          • Mr.Big
            Platinum Poster
            • Nov 2004
            • 1390

            #20
            Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

            Originally posted by shan
            what goes around comes around springs to mind
            Screw u dude man I got Owned that night and i wasnt proud of myself shitting and puking on some grass while cursing the world. ooh what abad night.
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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #21
              Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

              Originally posted by Mr.Big
              Screw u dude man I got Owned that night and i wasnt proud of myself shitting and puking on some grass while cursing the world. ooh what abad night.
              There are two kinds of class: first class and no class... Jeez B, don't drink if you can't handle it

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              • Kamal
                Administrator
                • May 2002
                • 28835

                #22
                Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

                Originally posted by Mr.Big
                yes ok i admit it was bad when i shit after anight out but id never do it on someones door.. at least i hid myself but again i was so bloody drunk that night. It was nasty cause i went home afterwork and had to clean the shit off the steps with my roomie.. grr
                to be honest, in my 30+ years of walking this planet, this thread is the first time I've been introduced to the fact that people take open air shits while being intoxicated and apparently in Ireland, they're competing for door step spots.

                I for one will NEVER use the phrase "Now I've seen it all".
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                Jib says:
                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                Originally posted by ace_dl
                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                • shan
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1187

                  #23
                  Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

                  Originally posted by Kamal
                  "Now I've seen it all".
                  you saw it ??? did it have nuts in it

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                  • KinKyJ
                    Platinum Poser
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13438

                    #24
                    Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

                    Originally posted by Kamal
                    to be honest, in my 30+ years of walking this planet, this thread is the first time I've been introduced to the fact that people take open air shits while being intoxicated and apparently in Ireland, they're competing for door step spots.

                    I for one will NEVER use the phrase "Now I've seen it all".

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                    • Kamal
                      Administrator
                      • May 2002
                      • 28835

                      #25
                      Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

                      Originally posted by shan
                      you saw it ??? did it have nuts in it
                      I think Mr. Big would be the right one to answe that
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                      Jib says:
                      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                      Originally posted by ace_dl
                      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                      • Mr.Big
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 1390

                        #26
                        Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

                        well kam maybe people where ur from just dont get as fucked up as they do here lol i have so many funny storys of my friends and their friends shitting and puking in really bad places..

                        It was alow point in my life but a funny one aswell, hey i could only laugh about it the next morning but i am civilised and ive only ever shit outdoors after a night out once.

                        And we dont compete for door spots u jerk only scumbags do that.
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                        Pimps up Hoes down.

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                        • threehills
                          I heart Lollergirl
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 3641

                          #27
                          Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

                          Originally posted by Mr.Big
                          ..

                          It was alow point in my life but a funny one aswell, hey i could only laugh about it the next morning but i am civilised and ive only ever shit outdoors after a night out once.
                          I hope you found something to wipe with. Gross.
                          It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #28
                            Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

                            Originally posted by threehills
                            I hope you found something to wipe with. Gross.
                            probably wiped it off with one of his friends. Yay, another funny story

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                            • Mr.Big
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 1390

                              #29
                              Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

                              here listen i dont wanna be known as a Scatloving weirdo on MS, Im surprised this is such a Taboo subject! I mustnt be the only one whos ever had acrap outdoors after a disgusting amount of drink.. yeah wiping was least of my worries that night, getting home was and not waking anyone up in my drunk state.
                              www.twitter.com/mikeoreilly
                              Pimps up Hoes down.

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                              • Kamal
                                Administrator
                                • May 2002
                                • 28835

                                #30
                                Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

                                Originally posted by Mr.Big
                                well kam maybe people where ur from just dont get as fucked up as they do here lol i have so many funny storys of my friends and their friends shitting and puking in really bad places..

                                It was alow point in my life but a funny one aswell, hey i could only laugh about it the next morning but i am civilised and ive only ever shit outdoors after a night out once.

                                And we dont compete for door spots u jerk only scumbags do that.
                                Didn't mean to be offensive by a long shot bossy, no need to get so upset

                                It's just different cultures I guess, just like the rest of the world finds arranged marriages such an odd custom when over 500 Million people in India do it annually and Grandmother's in china eat freshly born, boiled baby rats, apparently open air shits by scumbags at doorsteps is a form of comedy, we all have oddities to share so laugh it out boss.
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                                Jib says:
                                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                                Originally posted by ace_dl
                                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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