Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

[Mr.Big]

Ok well i live in a apt. block where my mates and i live at the front of the building, Every now and again some decides todo a dump on the doorstep leading into block.. We live in the city and i can understand people needing togo for ashit after anight out on the piss but cmon.

It used to be every few months this would happan but its becoming every few weeks and were normally the ones who clean the shit up, the managment company are good at cleaning the place up but they only come around every 2weeks. Ok tbf i took adump on a street before as i was fucked drunk but never on someones door.. sorry just ranting now cause i felt like puking this morning.. yuke

[Morgan]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

At least it wasn't on fire.

Too much Guiness imo.

[Mr.Big]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

hmm do people actually set fire to bags of shit or have i been watching to many movies? still annoying though and really is the last thing u wanna see/smell on a monday morning..

[algy]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

Get a small, but professional sign:




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[Kamal]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

at first I thought you were talking about DOGS in the building

[Mr.Big]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

im talkin bout human Dawgs .. Its farly disgusting though and although the Sign idea is agood one if ur that drunk u need to take adump on the street/doorsteps theres no way ur gonna notice a sign let alone a camera.

Its one of those things where ur shit out of luck, pardon the pun

[KinKyJ]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

Social housing project imo

[floridaorange]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

+1

[beanzncheez]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

I make my own fertilizer.

[FM]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

portable toilet imo

[toasty]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

That's just wrong. Taking a piss on the side of a building is one thing, but pinching off a lumpy in the middle of the sidewalk is unreal. Honestly, it never even occured to me to just drop a deuce out in the open rather than waiting until I got home.

One of the distinctive qualities of an impending shit as opposing to an impending piss is that if you wait long enough, it will go away and come back later. It will come back with more steam, if you'll pardon the pun, but the point is that 9 times out of 10, you can comfortably hold it until you're in a poop-friendly place. The point is, if it's solid, whomever left it could have waited and is probably trying to send someone in your apartment complex a message.

[picklemonkey]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

he called that shit poop again!

[beanzncheez]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

The best is when you shit on the roof of someone's car.

[alexfish333]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

he called that shit poop again!

LMAO

[NastyD]

Re: Shit on my doorstep again... ughh

You've dumped on the street!!!! OMFG. I've been drunk before - I mean really drunk but it's never occured to me to drop my pants and suffocate the ants.